The Fun One

Millennial adulthood is weird. One minute you're worried about bills, back pain, and getting the kids ready for school. The next, you're passionately arguing about whether boneless wings are just overpriced chicken nuggets.

Episode 249 of The Heavyweight Collective is intentionally lighter as we step away from the heavy conversations and just hang out. We catch up on work stress, birthdays, parenting, money being tight, and all the little reminders that we're definitely not 25 anymore.

Then the debates begin.

Are boneless wings actually wings? Does cereal qualify as soup? Does returning your shopping cart reveal something about your character? We get into overrated foods, fast-food hype, inappropriate laughter, and the internet clips that somehow never stop being funny.

Then nostalgia takes over as we remember growing up in the '90s and 2000s, MapQuest directions, actual car keys, and the things that once made somebody a "rich kid."

Sometimes you don't need another deep conversation. Sometimes you need good people, ridiculous questions, and a reason to laugh.

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Transcript

Keeping It Light Today

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Yeah. So last week last week we talked about trauma. Yeah. And that shit was so traumatic. We're gonna keep it light today.

SPEAKER_04 0:09

Y'all was light talking about trauma.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

Whoa.

SPEAKER_02 0:11

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 0:12

Well, thanks. Wow. Like Michael lights.

SPEAKER_04 0:15

I was trying to cry. Y'all niggas don't never let me get there.

SPEAKER_02 0:17

That's not true. Whoa. That's not true. You cried when the camera came off. Whoa. I was looking at her over there in the corner tearing up.

SPEAKER_03 0:25

No, I didn't. I really seen that shit. I really seen that shit. I really mean that.

SPEAKER_02 0:30

She changed the whole tune. So this is uh episode 249. Smush Parker. We're keeping the light. It's fun today. But I'm gonna keep it serious. I'm gonna be serious while they be funny.

unknown 0:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 0:43

This is your host, Mo Sharon. I'm here with this lady and these two guys. State your names.

SPEAKER_04 0:49

I'm Sharon.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Not funny. Not funny, McFly.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

Okay. I'm gonna be smush Parker today. Smush Parker. I'm gonna pass the smush Parker. I'm not. I'm passing the smush parker. I'm not. I'm a I'm gonna brick everyone.

Week Updates And Family Life

SPEAKER_02 1:02

How's your weeks? How's your weeks? How you feeling? How's your weeks? What you do? I don't even what's the date? Are we getting closer? I think Val be starting school soon. Uh we found out if she's gonna be able to transfer earlier. So I was happy about that. Okay, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:15

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

Let's get this shit over with. Let's get this. Let's get her out the house. I need that room back. Get to stay in the dorms. I think they have to at that uh freshman and sophomore, right? They have to? I don't know. They might, they might not. They probably don't have to. Um, but yeah, week, good, you know. Fuck fuck this nigga at work, but oh wait a minute. Uh yeah, you know, last week that's trauma. You get this. It's the same dude who's always been the same problem, but they don't bug me with it, so fuck it. You should toss the two chains. Cause he loves bad bitch, you got a fucking problem.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

Okay. Okay. What's this gonna do with this now?

SPEAKER_02 1:55

Uh he he had a problem. He kept coming around. Maybe he can help you out of it.

SPEAKER_04 1:59

I feel like ever since I turned 38, life's been kind of like whooping my ass a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Wait, nigga, wait till you get 40. It's gonna whoop your ass. You're gonna wake up every you're gonna wake up every day and say, Yeah, I'm 40. One bad.

SPEAKER_04 2:11

I don't even mean like body-wise, I mean life, nigga. I'm not talking about aches and pains.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

Like, so 40 gonna add gonna add to aches and pains. You already want to talk about it?

SPEAKER_04 2:23

I already got I already got eight. Oh, I found out, you know how my back be hurting. I found out I got two herniated discs.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

Damn. That sounds like you shouldn't have been at Freaknik. That's freaking nigga.

SPEAKER_04 2:33

I am not old enough for that.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

I was gonna say, what age she was gonna be at Freaknik. You already did a little anniversary thing. She went up there a couple weeks ago.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

You're stupid.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Nah, that was a whole bunch of grandmas out there.

SPEAKER_04 2:48

But thing after thing, it's but I mean you alright, though?

SPEAKER_02 2:52

I'm good, though.

SPEAKER_04 2:53

I'm good. You good? You want a shot? Nah, hell no. It's dry August.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

I mean, for me, yeah. I'm dry. I don't drink all year, so every month is dry.

SPEAKER_04 3:03

That was my response to do you want a shot?

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Nah, you I will I will have my livations for y'all.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

Oh yeah, do your thing. Y'all, y'all fly?

SPEAKER_02 3:17

Yeah. Simon.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Kids are back in school.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

Amen.

SPEAKER_01 3:22

That's that, yeah. We're good.

SPEAKER_02 3:24

You're preparing for something.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

2K.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

Something else.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

Wolverine.

SPEAKER_02 3:29

Something else. Someone will be 11.

SPEAKER_01 3:34

Yeah, why do we gotta talk about that? Because I gotta talk about that.

SPEAKER_04 3:38

Your baby?

SPEAKER_01 3:39

Yeah. Or the oldest, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:41

Well, I I'll say baby by all my kids.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

Yeah, she's gonna, she's already too grown. But yeah, she'll be 11 on the 19th.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

Happy birthday!

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Yeah, hold on, wait.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

Yeah, your baby too. What?

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Yay, Ava.

SPEAKER_03 3:57

Yeah, yeah. I love cool babies.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

My week was cool. I'm broke. I feel that. My baby turned 15. I mean Whoa, whoa, come on.

SPEAKER_01 4:08

Whoa. What the we fast forward to Sam?

SPEAKER_02 4:11

My baby turned nine, going on 15. She wants to be a teenager so bad. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Don't grow too fast.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

I don't know why she upsets with me a teenager. I said, I said, when you're a teenager, you're gonna have some chores for real around this motherfucker. It's not gonna go how you think it's gonna go. You're gonna be like, why gotta do this? Get up.

SPEAKER_05 4:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

So yeah, you know, uh, took her out. She um she must have talked to Sharon before we left because she was spinning that shit. She said, spin that shit.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

Spin that shit.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

I said, damn. And then her mama was like, Yeah, spin that shit. I said, ha ha ha ha, that's what granny's for. Go ask, go ask Granny. Can she get it for you? I love deferring to grandparents. That's my that's my favorite hobby. I mean, it's nice. Yeah, it's real nice. Daddy ain't got it, but grandma got it. So, like I said at the time, we're not being serious today. Cause yeah, because I'm seriously broke after this weekend. So I'm gonna ask y'all a quick question.

What Makes Us Laugh Every Time

SPEAKER_02 5:09

Okay. It says, uh, what's something completely stupid that will make you laugh every single time?

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Um, this little meme of that dog.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

Most of Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

You know what? Give me that goddamn chihuahua, give me all the time. Yeah, the little chihuahua, they put the different wigs on in the shit, and then you're looking at you, and it is like growling smiling at you. I don't know that one. That shit gets very strong.

SPEAKER_01 5:37

Uh I don't know if you've seen it. It's the the Chick-fil-A guy, or he's in and he has to say my pleasure, and he doesn't. He goes, dude, I said my pleasure. No, dude, you gotta let me in the car. Fuck, I said it, and they come up and take him, and then they shoot him in the car, and then the other guy replaces him. He goes, What happened to the other guy? Uh, there wasn't another guy, sir. Go ahead and pull up. Every time I watch it so many times, and it always gets me because it's like every time you go to Chick-fil-A, they do say that. I said, So, what does happen if they don't say my pleasure? I'm weird though.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

What's your answer, Sharon? No, no, no, nothing just make you laugh every time. Nigga, you laugh all the time.

SPEAKER_04 6:13

I do, I it's too many things. Like, I don't know. I'm trying to think, I was trying to think of something when y'all was talking, obviously, but I couldn't think of nothing. I do people fall in, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 6:23

That's funny to me. How hard though? Watch nigga just fall and hit their face like no hands, you laughing? No, no, no, she laugh every time she snort. I do, yeah. Every time we laugh, yeah, we didn't definitely do. Whatever.

SPEAKER_04 6:39

Yeah, I can't think of anything like off the top of my head. But stuff do be having me weak. My kids, you know how they be having like the videos of like the mama in the room, like rolling, like laying in the bed. That'd be mean. And then my kids always do the same thing. Like they say, they hear me cracking up, and then I'll be like, I'll call one of their names, they'd be like, no. It's a whole funny thing in our house, you know.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

That's it.

SPEAKER_04 7:07

Yeah, it's a lot of stuff to be having me wait. Are you sure? Right now, explain that shit.

SPEAKER_02 7:15

Have you ever laughed at a time when you weren't supposed to? All the time. I'm terrible at that, nigga. Especially when wifey ten some shit, and I start laughing. I'm like, ooh, I shouldn't have laughed right there.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

What about the people that laugh, but like it's like they're trying, like their response to something traumatic, and they just laugh, and you're like, dude, this is the worst time to laugh. You do that shit?

SPEAKER_02 7:32

All the time.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

I can't.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

I can't.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

It's just so fucking awkward because you already know this is gonna be bad.

SPEAKER_02 7:37

No, I I I laugh from the key from crying.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

Um so I start laughing.

SPEAKER_04 7:41

I think I have like certain people that I know were gonna find humor in certain shit. And if I'm with that person or those people, it'd be like fuck. Like we're about to end up laughing at some shit. Um I'm fully already know it's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

So so who in your family can make you laugh no matter what without trying?

SPEAKER_04 8:04

Out of my kids is my middle daughter. She she that motherfucker is hilarious. Why she gotta be a motherfucker? Because she just she's crazy, but she's she's coming. We always have like this going thing in my house, like who's the funniest one in the house?

SPEAKER_02 8:16

And you never win?

SPEAKER_04 8:17

No, I'll be I'll be funny.

SPEAKER_02 8:22

Didn't tell me to come. She didn't at all.

SPEAKER_01 8:25

You imagine the Wands, the Wands when they were trying to see who's the funniest in the house.

SPEAKER_04 8:30

I think we always do that, but it's it's really we be trying to the way we rate it is like we all all of us say that my oldest daughter is last.

SPEAKER_02 8:38

But why is she last?

SPEAKER_04 8:40

She's serious, yeah. It's like she's not serious, but she's not funny, like you know, she ain't she don't find y'all humor funny. No, she no, she be rolling, but she just like she don't come off funny like how the other like I think what it is, me, Maya, and Cardi, we all like we laugh at our own jokes, like we all think that we're we think we're funny.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

Okay, Jimmy Fallon, she's not um I apparently me and the Kindle are the funniest in the house.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

That's what she told me. Uh she was like, Dad, how does it feel to be the two funniest people in the house? I love that. Oh, you're it's me and you, huh? She's like, Yeah, mom's funny, but she's not, they're not as funny as me and you. I'm like, damn, all right, cool. Glad you think I'm funny.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

Like, I don't mean tell you jokes. Kids have honest critiques, though. That's how they really feel. Oh, yeah. She's funny. She's a goofball. I don't know what she's gonna turn out to be, uh, she's a little nerve. Okay, that's good. I'd rather be a little nerve. I'm that nigga in the house.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

The funny one? Yeah, yeah, telling the jokes. That nigga gets funny, though. That nigga gets funny.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

I'm that guy. I can either go dad jokes or really inappropriate jokes, but I'm that guy in the house.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

The funniest parts of my house is my daughter. She don't even be trying to be, it's just the shit she be saying, I'd be like, What?

SPEAKER_03 10:05

I'd be like, What did what did you say?

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Oh, yeah, kids are great.

SPEAKER_03 10:10

Like, the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 10:12

Yeah. Yeah. Grayson's funny just because she just too much. She just too much. All right. She's very serious with that.

SPEAKER_00 10:21

Why are we doing that? He's like, damn, nigga.

Pet Peeves And Silly Debates

SPEAKER_02 10:24

All right, so I'm I'm a I'ma list uh I'm a I'ma list off some hills, and y'all let me know if y'all gonna die on these hills or not.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

Oh, touch meant like villains in these. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

I was like, oh, okay. No. Boneless wings are chicken nuggets.

SPEAKER_03 10:38

Absolutely. They are.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

Am I getting rid of the same thing?

SPEAKER_02 10:42

Are boneless wings chicken nuggets? 100%. No, no, no, yes, they are.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

Because I feel like when you get nuggets, they're they're literally that processed shit.

SPEAKER_02 10:49

Yeah, nuggets are ground-up meat. And then wings or boneless wings are just chunks of. I just feel like if it don't got a bone, it ain't really a wing.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

It's not a wing. It's breast meat. It's not a wing, but it's definitely not there.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

The nuggets in the in the in the now, if you told me traditional or boneless, it's like, well, there's only one set of wings in there.

SPEAKER_04 11:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

They chicken nuggets.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

No, I said if I if I go get some some chicken, boneless chicken wings from Wing Stop and then some McDonald's and chicken nuggets, you're gonna see the difference.

SPEAKER_00 11:20

It's like popcorn chicken.

SPEAKER_04 11:22

Don't be, I'm sorry, because I'm about to talk shit, I guess, about y'all two, but don't be a man and order some boneless wings across for me. Well, what if that's all they got? No, I'm saying if that's all they got, but I'm saying if we go somewhere and they ask you for bone in or out, and you prefer out.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Nigga, that that's your deal breaker. Yeah, right. I feel like well, if this nigga check all the other boxes, you got boneless.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

I guess I gotta go. I guess I gotta go.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

This is where it is. Like, look at this pushy nigga over here. It's like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

How you gonna protect me, nigga?

SPEAKER_04 11:59

I'm gonna stay gonna remember that meme where uh LeBron grabbed that purse and walked off. That's gonna be me. Like, yeah, this is where we stop.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

Well, it sounds like that's how you picture nigga eating bonus wings. He gonna grab his purse. You gonna grab his purse?

SPEAKER_03 12:13

I'm actually good for it.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

So is cereal technically a soup?

SPEAKER_00 12:22

Nigga.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

Because what defines a soup? It has a lot of liquid there. The milk.

SPEAKER_04 12:29

Come to your next question.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

Is it? No, no, no, it's cereal. So when you pour the milk in the bowl, I mean So you're saying a cereal soup? No, nigga, I'm just saying are you on this side of cereal soup? No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

That's like I'm just hot dog is a sandwich. Dried cereal is technically some chips, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

Like, wait. Is a hot dog a sandwich? It is. Is a hot dog a sandwich? It is. I think so. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 12:58

I think so. I seen a video where nigga said it was like he said, he said, like that opposite week of payday or whatever, a nigga was eating a bread sandwich. Y'all seen that?

SPEAKER_02 13:11

No. I was like, nigga, I put honey just bread.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

Yeah. That nigga had be a miracle sandwiches like that.

SPEAKER_02 13:20

I always did mustard. Mustard and cheese.

SPEAKER_04 13:23

He was eating a bread sandwich.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

That's all right. You don't need to make your bed if you're getting back in it. That's a fact. I don't know that. I just I just I live off of that, but I live off the game. I'm not making my bed. I'm not finna late, make up the bed if I'm finna be right back in the less than an hour.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Can I go back to your other question? Yeah, you can. Which one? If we're asking if hot dogs are sandwiches, does that does that mean a sandwich is a glizzy, also?

SPEAKER_02 13:48

No, because there's no uh mean uh uh a holling sandwich, maybe.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Ah, because you can cut the half. Yeah, yeah. But I guess it's not so phallic because it's cut in two. I know.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

So it only applies to one side but not the other? Yeah, right. Some bias shit. Yeah, damn right. Uh still put meat in your mouth anyway.

SPEAKER_02 14:13

Um it's it's it's absolutely okay to judge somebody by the way they return their shopping cart. Oh, I do every time. Yeah, like if they don't take it back, like they just say it's a shitty person. Sometimes I don't take it back because I blame the establishment. I'm like, nigga, so you only got two cart returns for this big ass parking lot. No, I've been there.

SPEAKER_03 14:35

No, I feel it. I've been there.

SPEAKER_04 14:37

And and I have a shopping cart returner. Don't get me wrong, but I feel that. I do feel like that. You sit down and look around, I'm like, oh, over there?

SPEAKER_02 14:46

Nigga. Yeah. I'll at least get it out of the way of the parking spot. Yeah, that's the big thing.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

Like, you want to know what's so crazy though? Like, returning a shopping cart is such a big thing in my life. It's like, it's like one of those things, like, what do you do when no?

SPEAKER_01 15:01

Like boneless wings? Yeah. I would figure that has a higher stack than boneless wings.

SPEAKER_04 15:11

When something means something to me, it really does. Uh, yeah, it's like my my personal integrity. Like, I'm gonna pretend this cart.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

But do you judge people who don't?

SPEAKER_04 15:22

Not really.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

I mean, the way they leave the cart. But you don't judge them for the cart.

unknown 15:27

Shut up!

SPEAKER_04 15:29

But I'm gonna for sure judge a grown man that likes boneless weight.

SPEAKER_02 15:33

So you don't see the nigga. What if he leaves it in the parking spot? See, that's where I judge.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

That's trash.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

I judge people where they leave it. Like if you try to at least like you know how mad I am when I turn around, I was like, oh, there's a parking spot right there.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

Get out and take that move that car, please.

SPEAKER_04 15:48

But I be having like I be having like a little voice for myself. Like, girl, go take it back. Like, I always feel like my conscience. Oh, yeah, it'd be like that.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

With the cart.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

If I made the decision to leave it, it's like littering. My conscience is with me. My conscience is like, hell yeah, right there. I'm really fucking with this episode so far. It's been a long fucking day. All right. What food do people pretend taste good? Name a food that people pretend tastes good when that shit really trash.

SPEAKER_01 16:22

McDonald's.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

Okay. Kevin, go ahead. I'm trying to think.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

I didn't say any of it. Just McDonald's. No, no.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Nothing in particular. Hey, they they apple pies.

SPEAKER_02 16:36

I don't know. They used to be on about these new ones.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

And I'm gonna say some fat shit right now, but they got and I got it too. They got an apple pie a la mode.

SPEAKER_02 16:49

Okay. Listen together. How they how they got that in the ice cream machine that never worked?

SPEAKER_04 16:54

I have one. That shit was fire. Our ice cream machine works every time over here. It was bomb. Let me get a better one.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

They probably got shot at over there.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Um, what's the food? I feel like hot dogs. Hot dogs are nasty. I feel like they are too nasty for eating a hot dog.

SPEAKER_02 17:11

I feel like in and out fries.

SPEAKER_04 17:14

You just gotta eat them right away.

SPEAKER_02 17:15

I might be with you on that.

SPEAKER_00 17:16

I might be with you on that. No, not even hot. You can make them hot. Like you have to douse them and ketchup for me to be like, you need cool.

SPEAKER_02 17:25

You have to eat them when the grease is still warm on them. That's the only way they know. They taste something edible.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

They don't take, they taste the real fries, but they taste fake as fuck. When you bite them, you're like, I like them. Something's wrong.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Something's wrong.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

What do you get from Alberto's?

SPEAKER_02 17:42

I don't got Albertos. Too much grease. So what do you like from Alberto's?

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Me? Anything.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

Uh I would probably get a corn cycle.

SPEAKER_01 17:50

So you do get something from Alberto.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

If I went, I can't do it. I can't do it. I haven't gone since I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

I'm just curious because I don't I don't know anybody other than just the drunk meal. I don't know anybody actually says they like it.

SPEAKER_04 18:01

That's probably why I haven't been in years. Alberto's was like a drunk night, one in the morning type shit. And I ain't doing it too.

SPEAKER_02 18:11

Alberto's death was in my life. That's what it is. Alberto's was it was the only thing open. So you go to Alberto's. I've never heard anything. This is delicious. Come on, I used it all through high school. I was doing that.

SPEAKER_04 18:26

I feel like we don't have to. There's a couple. They be called something different now. I ain't been Albert Toscos.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

Alan Tacos?

SPEAKER_04 18:35

Alan? Alberta. Albert Tacos.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

And there's some that got some, apparently it's some good uh it's white people cutting that side of it.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

I'm talking about the one on Alessandro. He's sitting there in Mobile. I stayed in Alessandro for or in Mobile for about, I don't know how many years, nigga. I was going to this place. Albert Tacos. I thought it was an Alberto.

SPEAKER_03 18:59

Deadass nigga. He saw Albert Tacos.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

I felt sort of betrayed, nigga. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Because it has the same sign.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

But it says Albert Tacos.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

I was like, girl, that ain't no damn Alberto's. Look at the sign.

SPEAKER_02 19:15

But it does, it it's mounted to the I felt so betrayed. It's the point. It has the same sign. They use the same lettering. Yeah, but they dropped the browser. Because it starts with A. It ends with O.

SPEAKER_04 19:29

Speaking of Alessandro in Marina Valley, you know what's fire that don't get the credit that it deserves? Joe's. What? Joe's are telling you. It depends on the circle. Is that on Alessandra? I think you're right. I'm talking about churches. Churches is fire.

SPEAKER_01 19:46

Church is chicken.

SPEAKER_04 19:48

Next question, my nigga.

SPEAKER_02 19:50

She's gonna judge boneless wings and then eat churches. And I fuck with churches, but nigga, that's not on like that's one of my hey nigga. We go to churches tonight. Okay. Y'all don't have to eat this. What? But I'm fucking. I'm gonna go to churches today. What household rule do you enforce like it's federal law? Cut them goddamn lights off.

SPEAKER_04 20:15

What comes to my mind too? We have such niggas.

SPEAKER_02 20:17

Oh, we got the AC. I don't do the AC shit no more. What? We keep that shit up. Oh the AC is fine, but cut the lights off. Oh no, nigga. Ever since we hit that point where I was like it started getting bills, I was like, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 20:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:32

So now that's that is law. We're not gonna be 72. We ain't gonna be 74. We're keeping this motherfucker right here at 76.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Mind me on 78.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

Nigga, I think 78 is a little warm. Yeah. Yeah. 50 pretty much?

SPEAKER_01 20:49

Nah, nigga, I'm I'm the other way. I lived an entire lifetime up. I I lived an entire lifetime up. My dad didn't play with that shit so long. Yeah. It's trauma. That's a trauma response, nigga. 69. I'm gonna put it with the fucking put a sweater on. Put a motherfucker on.

SPEAKER_02 21:12

I went to a rough spot and had to rent a room, and I had no AC. Now one summer, and I said, I I said, God, if I if I ever get my own place, I'm running and my air stay at 72, 73. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not getting hot. Nah.

SPEAKER_04 21:25

Yeah, I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

I've been in there 72 with a fan on.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

I'm telling my kids, I grew up hot. My grandma didn't never turn hurt. I I didn't even know. I remember one of my uh my cousin's grandma, I didn't even know she had AC. My cousin was standing there and I was like, it's cold as fucking here.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

We talked to Satan on a regular basis.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

You think different. Put the Arctic on. We uh we had the the power outage and the batteries worked pretty well. This was nice. That's good. That's real nice. What's what's everybody show is dark? What's something that everybody loves that you think is overrated? In and out. I mean, that's fair.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

I feel like they know it's just affordable. The lines don't they don't they don't back up the food.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

I get why the lines are there though. Like you said, affordability. And then the fact that they make it right there.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

And I also feel like That's the only thing. Yeah, like it's the best fast food you can get. I don't mean taste-wise, I mean fresh wise. And fresh food. Yeah. So that's probably because that's the only fast food place we go to in my house. So I feel like that's why, for the most part. Well, other than Kari. I was gonna say one, but I'd be lying. Kari got introduced to Happy Meal. She don't want.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

But that line. Yeah, you gotta find the right time. I'll pay the price for something else. You gotta find the right time and the right one.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

Sometimes you gotta if we go past the lunch hour.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

What it bakers? No, in and out. When you see the lines, I'm like, nothing. I'm not sitting in the line for the line. No, no, for lunch.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

The thing is that if you go inside, you get your food twice as fast. Sometimes. Because I went to one and I was like, hell yeah. And then I went in and I was like, oh, this is just a mistake. This was the wrong one. The one in mobile nigga. But then again, in and out is also one of the places, you know, they're open till three. Yeah. Are they? Everybody's just there. They're open till three. And drunk people go there too. Late as fuck. Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. After some uh a couple uh gymnastics meet, it was late. That's one thing open, that's where you had to go. What's something everybody thinks is pretends is good? Like food? Yeah. You said food, right?

SPEAKER_04 23:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

It's overrated. You got one?

SPEAKER_04 23:40

I'm gonna say canes.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Oh nigga, I wait a minute. Lamb chest. Wait a minute. No, we're not getting a handcuffed for that, and then in and out don't get that shit. Fuck that. Canes ain't nasty. It's just yeah, canes is just generic. In and out, people square by this shit and swear it's the best thing. I'm like, nigga, what are we eating the same burger?

SPEAKER_00 23:58

That's not the best burger. I think it's the best burger for the price. Yes. I put it.

SPEAKER_02 24:03

I feel like Cane's is a sauce restaurant that's sells chicken tenders. But it's generic, it's not like they're bad chicken, so they're just generic. Because you can't do one sauce. And that and that chicken is trash without that sauce. I don't like the thing. Bad is just staying. I put a high sauce on mine. But this you gotta do. You go to the big thing. No, you gotta do the biggest. You gotta do the big back shit. You go to Canes, you get the bread. You go to in and out, you get a fine Dutchman.

SPEAKER_04 24:30

That is fun.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

So you're gonna sit in that line.

SPEAKER_04 24:34

Rough lines, because Kane's actually.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Because Kane's is like they got a line, but they're just moving. Because they're like, oh, you want 12? Yeah, they just okay. It ain't like they got special orders. Oh, you want 65? Oh, well, you might have to wait.

SPEAKER_04 24:52

Ten minutes later, there's your 65.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

All right, I'm

90s Kids Would Not Survive

SPEAKER_02 24:56

gonna let's stop. We're gonna we're gonna we're switching up the childhood. All right. So I'm gonna name things that parents did or allow kids to do in the 90s and the 2000s and the 80s. And let me know if you think that one of them walking somewhere by yourself. Wait, let me know that. Let me know that if you if you did this today with your children, because we don't have kids here, will you would you would you be investigated? Okay. So if you let your kids stay outside till the streetlights came off, would you be investigated?

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Yes, here now? Yes. Yes, yeah. But I nigga, I was out at 3 a.m. at fucking ARM.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Oh no, I couldn't do that. I was scared. I was niggas. When I got dust, nigga, I was running. I was I was I was gonna be on that porch porch before that light came off because I was only my ass beat. I was running. We don't have street lights. You don't no more? Yes. Oh, damn. Shit. Yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 25:47

Yes. I don't know. You got cell phones now.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

I would the shit that I I was allowed to do, I would never let my kids do.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

What about sit sitting in the car while your parents is inside the store?

SPEAKER_04 26:00

Oh hell, that's crazy, huh?

SPEAKER_02 26:02

I did that shit all the time.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

Yes, same. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 26:06

What's age? I was nigga, I was like eight or nine. Oh, we talked a little, then yeah, that's different. I remember that.

SPEAKER_00 26:13

No, I remember being like, nigga, yes, stay in the car.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

Because you're gonna ask for shit. Nigga, the four-year-old gonna ask for shit. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not, you know, they can this teenager can turn on the gun.

SPEAKER_04 26:27

Yeah, I remember being like maybe 10.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

And then like my little cousins was like, we all three years apart, so like 10, 7, yeah, whatever, four, whatever, and all three of us in the back seat, like, you know, my daddy done left the radio home for us. It was different. We we we wasn't thinking then. And they went now.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

We wasn't thinking.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

I mean, as long as they rolled the windows down, right?

SPEAKER_02 26:48

What's something your parents told you that you later discovered was completely made up? What do you mean? Like, what's what's something your parents told you is that they clearly lied about it. Like, no, they they just didn't want me to do some shit, so they made some shit up.

SPEAKER_04 27:01

Well, that's that uh leaving the uh you're gonna get pulled over if you got the light on in the car.

SPEAKER_01 27:08

That's not true. Well, we have some revelations today. I guarantee you if you bring them in there right now, they'll tell you, oh, dad said that if you went, we went to jail.

SPEAKER_02 27:24

Don't say it too loud because I say the same.

SPEAKER_04 27:27

Don't get it twisted. Don't get it twisted. I definitely say it.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Uh you know, my answer is that if you keep touching it, it's gonna fall off.

SPEAKER_04 27:36

Jesus, help us.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

What are we talking about? How often would you touch it? That just had to be said.

SPEAKER_03 27:47

I played the fifth.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

Um, playing these goddamn video games ain't gonna get you nowhere. Shit, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

I'm mad if I I didn't invest more time.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

They was wrong as a motherfucker, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_01 28:03

I know motherfuckers playing 2K making $200,000 a year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:07

Damn. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

That's just crazy, right?

SPEAKER_04 28:10

Like the streamers?

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Yeah, the streamers, they even have uh scholarships for school for fucking playing 2K and Call of Duty.

SPEAKER_02 28:17

What uh Fortnite. What's something today that that uh what's something today? What's something today that your kids wouldn't understand? Like, so what's something today that today that your kids wouldn't understand that you did in your childhood? Parents.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

There's a whole lot of shit that we be doing that they just look at them like that.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

They can ride bikes all day. Yeah, those niggas ride bikes for 10 minutes, like, oh I'm tired.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

They might just do that shit. Going outside. The map quest, they would be like, what the fuck do you are you printing off paper? Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Yeah. You had to have back in our day, you had to have social skills because you had to ask somebody, or where is this at?

SPEAKER_04 28:57

I remember you'd have to call the place and be like, that people would literally have to give you directions to where their location was.

SPEAKER_02 29:08

They roll that window down there.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

Oh, that makes me like that makes my heart.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

Do they make cars like that anymore now? You might have to bring a special order that motherfucker. You know what? This month, this right here, okay? You put the CD in. Or when you if you didn't have a CD player, you had to put that cassette tape in. Oh, yeah. Put the Oxcord.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

Oh, let me tell you, my daughter, my middle daughter has a car now, right? So my oldest daughter car got a push to start. My middle daughter, she got like a 2001 out four, 2004. She gotta turn that motherfucker. That motherfucker gotta turn the key. She was like, What is this? She first did that key. I was like, nigga, you're about to break shit. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:45

That shit still makes me laugh the way you're gonna.

SPEAKER_04 29:47

That fucked her up a little bit. Having to turn that key was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 29:50

Wait, wait, hold on. I'm just laughing at Wiz Khalifa's line because that shit did not age well. What do you say? He's like, when he's like, no keys, push the start. You're like, well, nigga, that's the card now. Wait, so it so that's a the new flex now is that it's not a push to start. You you don't, um no, it's still push the start, but you don't have a key fob. Now you got they got the little the card shit. Yeah, you put the card on the little ring on one of them. Yeah, it's a rich ass nigga.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

Other cars do? Yeah, I got that. It's my valet key.

SPEAKER_00 30:18

I got that shit in my pocket where I can give it to the valet and be like, Kevin said, Oh, I got that.

SPEAKER_05 30:23

I got that.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

I got that.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

Well, I got the card, and I was like, nigga, what the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_02 30:29

What was considered rich kid shit when you were growing up? Moon boots space camp. That thing got lit. Shit camp in general. Nigga, some we're going to summer camp. If I walked in your house and you had that and you and you uh had the uh the top bottom refrigerator freezer combo, I'll be like, oh nigga, you rich. Yeah, or if your watch and dryer match, oh I was like, oh y'all about this together.

SPEAKER_03 31:00

Hell yeah. Y'all got this together at the same time.

SPEAKER_02 31:06

Oh yeah. Nigga, you know the fucked up part is though. Wait, nigga, wait, the nigga was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

What do you mean? Like if you like if your parents had a snack up, I was like, No, no, no, buy your snake.

SPEAKER_02 31:20

If you had that extra refrigerator in the garage that your mama put leftovers in, I said, Oh, y'all doing good. Yeah, y'all niggas got it.

SPEAKER_00 31:26

Kevin again. Oh, you mean that? Well, that goes to what I was saying.

SPEAKER_02 31:32

Like, I feel like I did all that shit I couldn't do growing up. Like, I wouldn't have bought like that fancy ass toothbrush and shit. That's everything my parents wouldn't let me get. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

And then I look back and I was like, I see why.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

Hey, for me, I see why they said no. For me, it used to be people that parents that had, or people that have parents that shopped at like Sam's Club or Costco.

SPEAKER_02 31:51

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:52

Because my parents wasn't doing that. Like, my parents didn't have no goddamn Costco called. And I remember I would go to my cousin's house and like they would always have Costco shit in my little cousin. I was like, Shut your bitch ass up.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

Give me some.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

I'm eating.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:10

Nah, that was cool. I feel like we had the evolution in life and as a family with all that. Where it started with some shit, and then at some point I was like, oh, y'all niggas got bougie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:19

Like, what the fuck happened?

SPEAKER_02 32:21

That's what did this shit happen? That's perfect, Kevin. Now we're gonna talk about adulthood.

Adult Joys And Getting Older

SPEAKER_02 32:25

We're gonna talk about shit that we get excited for now that we're adults. Shit, I can tell you right now all of us, nothing. Yeah. I'm just gonna lay the fuck down.

SPEAKER_04 32:40

Yeah, no, nothing at all.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

I'm gonna get to do nothing. I'm I'm gonna list off some shit. Y'all tell me, sorry, if you get a new vacuum cleaner.

SPEAKER_04 32:46

Oh, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:47

Yes.

unknown 32:47

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

Yeah. Don't let it be like a really I'm actually thinking about like trying to get a new one.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:54

The HEPA filter type shit. Good Tupperware. Oh, I'll be excited, nigga. Oh, we I'll be my lunch to be perfect tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 33:03

Yeah. When I first discovered like glass Tupperware, I was just like, oh, this is amazing. This is the best thing ever.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

What about I live with go ahead? This lady here. So my mom is, she be triggering. We got so many different packs of Tupperware that ain't even been opened. Where I'm like, you just be seeing shit and be like, this is probably good. Yeah. Like right here. Nigga, there's toys up here for like Christmas from like last year, where I'm like, so you just shop ahead because you're like, no, no, no, you might need it.

SPEAKER_00 33:35

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

What about your hoobie looby? What about finding cheap gas?

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Hell yeah. I'll be excited.

SPEAKER_01 33:42

Driving out of my way for shit. That don't like sounds like, nigga, if you really think about it and you, nigga, you should just got gas from up there. Yeah, I'd be like the progressive guy. The commercial.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

Hey, you know, there's some good cheap gas on it.

SPEAKER_04 33:53

I was looking yesterday. I was looking because Vaughn's does Vaughn's does $5 Fridays.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

You got the Vaughn's by y'all also for child, nigga. Yeah, she's in the upper hood.

SPEAKER_04 34:04

Vaughn's does $5 Fridays, and I got excited because they have $5 Friday, and then I also had a coupon on the ticket. No.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Well, what's $5?

SPEAKER_04 34:14

They have different things in the store that's $5. Oh. Like, so they have like steaks and shit. Yeah. Well, no, hell no.

SPEAKER_00 34:21

That was a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

I was about to do like five dollar steaks.

SPEAKER_00 34:25

Y'all do too much. Hey, no, I was in that's corona.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

That got me through some shit. It was great. I guess that was a long time ago, too. Because they used to have like five dollar steaks and but it was like the last it was on the last day of expiration. So it's like you could buy it. You had to cook it that day. It's like buy one, get two free. You had to cook that motherfucker that day. So I could get six steaks for like $20.

SPEAKER_04 34:47

It was it was five, all the stuff on the $5 fighter, but then they also had a coupon for four ten dollars off of $40 spent.

SPEAKER_05 34:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 34:53

So I was like, okay, yeah, like I can go in there and finesse $40.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

What about what about when you walk in the house and nobody there? Oh, it's just you.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

Lord, I literally had that moment on Thursday.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

No, no before?

SPEAKER_01 35:09

Never had that?

SPEAKER_04 35:10

No. Do you is it because it never happens or no?

SPEAKER_01 35:13

When it happens, I didn't, I wasn't excited about it.

SPEAKER_04 35:15

No.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

For the first time, I'll be so peaceful.

SPEAKER_04 35:18

I love it. But you guys, you got you gotta remember, like, I had this moment on Thursday because my kids are out of school right now for break. But I'm I've in my I've been in my routine this past year from working from home. I've been being there by myself. And on Thursday, I could have shed a little third tear because I was so happy. I was like, fuck. And I was like, damn, nobody's here. And it was nice. It was really nice.

SPEAKER_01 35:40

Sorry. That popped Island voice popped in my head when you said that. It's a fear of buying up. That's my fear. Oh, but being by yourself? Being by yourself, and then it'd be like, oh, this nigga's dead and been dead for like two or three days, and nobody noticed. You want to be a shit in the world.

SPEAKER_02 35:57

What's something you used to think is lame that you now completely understand?

SPEAKER_04 36:00

Laying my ass down and not doing nothing.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

I love not doing nothing.

SPEAKER_04 36:03

Or like, but I mean like for the entire weekend. Oh, no. Yeah. I don't have no plan.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

I'm telling you no if you do try to give me a plan.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

Unless it's gonna I might get up for some food. This is gonna sound I love that.

SPEAKER_04 36:19

I'll be happy.

SPEAKER_00 36:20

Probably possibly still lame. And I still fuck it up a lot, but following simple traffic loss. So much better. Hey nigga, turn your blinker away. So you don't tell me when a nigga goes click, click, click, click, and you're like, oh, enough time. This is great. Like, niggas do what they supposed to do.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

You don't want to follow. Reply? Oh no, sometimes they do a book. What was the question? Uh, what's something you used to think was lame that you completely understand now?

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Uh honestly, uh, good health. Oh for that. Look at this, look at this nigga.

SPEAKER_04 37:04

I miss my good back.

SPEAKER_01 37:07

Wait a minute. You go to the doctor and you got nothing but good news is better than we're gonna go down the list. You're like, that list? There's a list.

SPEAKER_02 37:15

Okay. What's one sentence your parents used to say that you somehow now start saying yourself? So, like, what's that phrase your parents said? Because I said so? That's that's one of them. I like saying you think fat me ain't greasy, huh?

SPEAKER_03 37:28

I was going to say that. That literally came to my mind. That's so crazy.

SPEAKER_04 37:36

I swear to you. That's actually crazy.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

I can show you, but I can tell you. Something to cry about. Something to cry about? Some people need a whole lot of leave alone. Close mouth, don't get fat. Yeah. Sharon?

SPEAKER_04 37:49

You ain't got an answer? Oh, just nigga always.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

Okay. I'm gonna stop answering.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

Hey, nigga, stay inside out. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 37:57

Get my goddamn hair out of my house.

SPEAKER_04 37:59

My mom will stay. My mom got from her mom. Just keep living.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

Oh, yeah. Like it's gonna make sense. Just keep living. I've been using my aunt's shit sometimes, though. Not on the kids, just in life. All the things I gotta do is stay black and die, nigga. Okay. All right, we're gonna go.

Would You Rather Chaos

SPEAKER_02 38:15

We're gonna play Would You Rather? You guys ready? Nope. No. It doesn't matter. Okay. Would you rather have to sneeze every time you introduce yourself or hiccup every time someone says your name? Oh, I'm sneezing, nigga. Fuck a hiccup.

SPEAKER_04 38:28

Sneeze, yeah. Hiccups are weird.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

Fuck a hiccup. Because I would never introduce myself. It's fine. I can live a whole life. What are they called? The Irish goodbye? The I the Irish little nigga. I I I'll come up tomorrow. Oh, you'll have to know.

SPEAKER_02 38:41

Would you rather give up music for a year or give up streaming shows for a year? Streaming shows. Shows. Because I can still stream movies. Ha ha loophole.

SPEAKER_04 38:53

Music is what moves me.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Would you rather have your Google History, your Google search here history release or your group chat release? Oh, group chat, easy. You ain't checking what I'm looking at. Hell no. Nigga go to jail. No, I'm curious.

SPEAKER_00 39:06

They'll be like, what you trying to? Why do you need to know how to do that?

SPEAKER_01 39:10

I feel like you said group chats or just like my DMs in general?

SPEAKER_02 39:18

No, your group chats.

SPEAKER_04 39:19

My group chats.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

My group chats. Yeah, really. I don't say anything crazy in my group chats. All of it. You can release anything. Straight the per person to person, I say some wild shit.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

No, they can take that too, but is this Google history? What did you say, Sharon? I'm looking at my Google history.

SPEAKER_00 39:36

She's checking her history right now. And I work graveyard, and my brain just be like, because I was like, I'm curious.

SPEAKER_01 39:45

That's how I be thinking about it.

SPEAKER_04 39:46

It'd be random shit.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

It's like some of the wildest shit. You're like, I don't know why I'm thinking that, but fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 39:51

Some shit, I shock myself. Like, let me get this. And now the fuck up part.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

Like, I'm never gonna end up in those scenarios, but there's some nigga right now on trial where they're using his chat GBT history.

SPEAKER_00 40:01

It's like, they're like, so why did you look the same? And it's like, I was currently, I don't know. But like I was curious.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

No, I'm fucked. Yeah. Okay, would you rather always have slightly wet socks? No. Always have one sleeve slightly shorter than the other.

SPEAKER_03 40:20

How's that even a question? It's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

I don't even like the line that's supposed to be on the fucking creep under my toes. I'm not fucking with no wet socks.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Who says the way I feel I made it is if I have a new pair of socks every time. You think I'm gonna wear wet socks?

SPEAKER_01 40:38

And the way to get around the thought is like, nigga, I just maybe I lifted more on one side than the other, nigga. That's why the sleeve is yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

I'll go sockless before that. Yeah. Would you rather have your spouse narrate narrate everything you do or your mother give commentary on everything you do? Spouse. I'm gonna pick my mom. I'm gonna pick me money. No. That's gonna be funny.

SPEAKER_04 41:01

Mama already gives commentary.

SPEAKER_02 41:03

Yeah, that's the thing. I already know what it's like. I just know my mom's commentary ain't gonna be no, like, she's just gonna be like, oh, that was good job.

unknown 41:08

All right.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

I don't want to hear that.

SPEAKER_01 41:10

Would you rather be rather they get super religious?

SPEAKER_02 41:15

Well, Jesus is she's gonna get on my goddamn nerves. Would you rather be stuck on a road trip with someone who talks nonstop or someone who plays terrible music nonstop?

SPEAKER_04 41:27

I'm gonna go with it. That's weird though.

SPEAKER_02 41:29

Someone who talks nonstop.

SPEAKER_04 41:30

Because the person talking non-stop probably ain't gonna let you play no damn music.

SPEAKER_00 41:33

It might be if it's air.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Because we don't know if it's a good conversation, but terrible music.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

I can't do for a road trip.

SPEAKER_04 41:41

I don't feel like I can't. Only thing that I would probably call terrible music is if they listen to like heavy metal.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

No, but okay. Then that's that's terrible music. I'm gonna send you the video I just sent him of the rap. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

Imagine a road trip. That shit going through Nebraska, like, what the fuck? Are we listening to it?

SPEAKER_01 42:00

Screaming. Come on. I was like, this is screaming rap.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

All right, oh Lord. It's white folks though.

SPEAKER_01 42:07

It's white folks, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

All right, finish the sentence. I'm gonna go, everybody's gonna get one. We're gonna go okay. First thing come to mind. All right. Uh-oh. Kevin, I'm officially old because the way my back feels. I'm sorry, what? The way my back feels. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

That did sound crazy. What the fuck y'all niggas doing?

SPEAKER_02 42:29

It didn't sound good. Sharon, nothing ruins my mood faster than my toxic trait is not giving a fuck. But I think that's a good trait. Kevin, uh, I knew my partner was comfortable with me when uh she let that nasty ass for that. Talk to me.

SPEAKER_01 43:04

Why? Okay. I thought you said white people.

SPEAKER_02 43:09

Why? One uh one thing I'm way too cheap to pay for is Jordan's.

SPEAKER_04 43:18

Kevin, like co-sign on that. Oh, I think it was I thought you were talking about Kevin. I was like, Kevin got it. Kevin, Kevin goes on. Kevin got everything, right?

SPEAKER_02 43:25

Kevin, one thing I would absolutely waste money on is this nigga buy a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_04 43:32

He does.

SPEAKER_02 43:33

So what you ate the money on? You be calling me the rich man. A luxury tooth. Son of kid. Sharon, my childhood self would be shocked that I do spin that shit.

SPEAKER_04 43:53

Okay. Probably that I don't like people.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

Now the four white people. Keep them away from me. Talking to them. The funniest person I know is.

unknown 44:11

What?

SPEAKER_02 44:12

The nigga in the mirror. Okay. All right, this is the last one. I'm gonna ask all y'all this is this one. Kevin Kevin G first. Uh that way Sharon had time to think about it.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 44:21

Uh one little thing that makes my day better is my family, man. My family. Get that sad shit out of here.

SPEAKER_00 44:29

That's not sad. How's that sad?

SPEAKER_02 44:31

That's sappy shit. My neck got out. Shut up, man.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

Your neck got stuff when he said that. One thing that makes my day better is when I punch out. I said that to Tombox, when you get the punch out later on today, that's Phil and Abbott. And I said, I'm getting the fuck out the phone. I'll see you next week. Hell yeah. I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

Jeron? Nature. Nature? All of nature? All of it. Literally.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

I fuck with that.

SPEAKER_02 45:05

I like tornadoes. Nature is like tornadoes and shit.

SPEAKER_04 45:09

I hate you. Trees, grass. I like tornadoes and shit, though.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

I'm weird ass.

SPEAKER_04 45:15

Mountains.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

I don't kind of want to see one, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 45:17

I don't. I never want to see one. Never. I stayed in Georgia. Fuck that. I said, mm-mm. Tornado watch. What?

SPEAKER_02 45:27

I remember when I first moved to Phoenix, it was weird that there was a tornado warning. And like Bucky and Justin came to visit, and they were like, hey, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 45:37

They be having them monsoons and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

Yeah, Haboob hit us that day.

SPEAKER_00 45:41

They were like, I'm never visiting you again. And they didn't.

SPEAKER_01 45:45

That's some crazy shit. They were like, oh, you just wiped away. Like, really? You guys cool with that? You got the nervous talking about our earthquakes? Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_04 45:51

Oh, they love this. That's how California got it, though.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

This question's for everybody.

Unnecessary Joy And Nature Therapy

SPEAKER_02 45:55

Tell me one completely unnecessary thing that you will be willing to do this week just because it makes you happy. Or that it's fun. That I like to do? No, that you that you're willing to do this week. I'll tell you right now. It's unnecessary. You don't have to do it, but you're gonna do it because it makes you happy and it's fun.

SPEAKER_04 46:13

I already have a plan on that, what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

Well, that's the question. She ain't the wolves in this nigga. This nigga here. What is it, nigga? She ain't telling us. She's outside spinning that shit.

SPEAKER_04 46:25

She said, I'm gonna go shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

I'ma do something.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

I'm like, I always do something making me happy.

SPEAKER_02 46:32

You got a hot date? No. I'm going you got a cold date.

unknown 46:37

No.

SPEAKER_02 46:37

Oh, we don't order wings.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

Boneless. Better put that shop and cut that.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

Y'all are bad. Be a man and get your bone in.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, I think that works on a lot of levels you might have to pause it. Wait a minute. We're not doing niggas.

SPEAKER_01 47:01

Be a man and get your bone in.

SPEAKER_02 47:03

Wow, never mind.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

You might not have to pause.

SPEAKER_04 47:06

You said that. I did. I don't know why. Get your bone in wings. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

There you go. Better. Okay, let's answer your question.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

I am going to go to the beach on Tuesday to watch the sunset.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

Nice. Even then bone and wings. Why are you doing romantic shit by yourself?

SPEAKER_04 47:20

I do that a lot. You romanticize your life.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

Yeah, sometimes you gotta necessarily with you.

SPEAKER_04 47:28

Stop. But no, that's what I did the day on the beach. The day before my birthday, I went and sat at the beach and watched it. I love the sunset at the beach. Like I love the water, so that's a thing. You're supposed to romanticize ladies.

SPEAKER_01 47:40

Why was it?

SPEAKER_00 47:40

No, fuck that niggas too. Romanticize the water.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

What's one thing that you would do this week that's completely unnecessary? Just because it makes you happy or it feels fun. Why did you do that?

SPEAKER_01 47:57

Because he what do you want to say? He's not gonna say? Yeah, I'm not gonna say what I thought.

SPEAKER_04 48:02

Uh is it romantic? It is to him it is.

SPEAKER_01 48:13

Well, you want me to ask Kevin? Yeah, just ask Kevin. It's not appropriate.

SPEAKER_02 48:21

I will drive out of my way to go through Oak Glenn on my way home. As opposed to taking the shorter route and not using the gas. And just you're gonna do it just to do it?

SPEAKER_00 48:33

Yeah, I like driving that drive. Okay. And if it's after the end of my shift, I'll go up when the sun is rising, pull the drone out, fly a little bit, take some pictures.

SPEAKER_04 48:44

Because he likes nature too. Come home. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:46

You know?

SPEAKER_04 48:47

Oh my gosh, I went to Yosemite for couple of times. Oh, that's a good place.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

You had your turn.

SPEAKER_04 48:51

Oh yeah, I guess. Good place. See what was done.

SPEAKER_02 48:55

We went when it was COVID too. It really is actually.

SPEAKER_04 48:58

It is. It was amazing.

SPEAKER_02 49:00

I I don't know how it is though now. Cause I want I it was so nice because there weren't people. Oh, it's so nice.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

It was so packed. And we went, we stayed, we got out there on like a Sunday and stayed till Tuesday. And we just really thought, oh, this is the way to do it, but it's still summertime. So it was so packed. Packed as fuck. It was very packed. But we had a good, a really, really good time.

SPEAKER_01 49:19

You got an answer, McClell? I'm warning to say uh rap battle with chat GPT.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

You be rap battling chat GPT, nigga? Huh?

SPEAKER_00 49:30

They win sometimes. Did they win sometimes? If you beat AI. So you be over here training a chat GPT.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

That's how you get better, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 49:40

Battling niggas now.

SPEAKER_01 49:41

Yeah, sharpening steel, nigga.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

We go we gonna have a chat GPT out there battle off one day. Like, damn, he smoked that nigga.

SPEAKER_02 49:49

Chat just took down Gemini. That would be hilarious. Hey, we could do that.

SPEAKER_00 49:55

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 49:55

We could do that. I'll fuck with I'll fuck with rap.

SPEAKER_02 49:57

Hope y'all enjoy yourself. I enjoy myself. Can we do that? We should do that. A rap off? Yeah, on the the AI. Make them battle each other. I think there's gotta be a way. Content. I don't know if we we could do it, but we'll try it. Did you have fun today, Sean?

unknown 50:10

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 50:11

Well, questions one? Even though you were talking to people.

SPEAKER_04 50:15

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 50:16

Because you sound like you don't like people. You don't like talking to people. Would you talk to them?

SPEAKER_04 50:18

Oh, those are my games.

SPEAKER_01 50:19

People are white people.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

No, people.

SPEAKER_01 50:21

Sounds like people.

SPEAKER_04 50:23

Humanity.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

No.

SPEAKER_00 50:24

You really don't like talking. How are you so nature-friendly and don't like the human nature and nature?

SPEAKER_02 50:33

So I don't know how much the nature she liked. Well, I mean the nigga, it's I was laughing.

SPEAKER_00 50:39

If you came over here, you would you wouldn't make it. That field would be full of rabbits.

SPEAKER_02 50:47

That's some good stuff out there.

SPEAKER_04 50:49

I like people. I just don't like them.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

No?

SPEAKER_04 50:53

I'm an extroverted introvert.

SPEAKER_02 50:55

The way I say it is I love humans, but people fuck it up. Yeah, I like that. I like that.

SPEAKER_04 51:01

I wish we can live in the way that we were designed to live.

SPEAKER_02 51:04

Oh sorry, like women in the kitchen?

SPEAKER_04 51:06

Like, yeah. You know I'm with that. But um I I mean like my wife's gonna beat my ass.

SPEAKER_05 51:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:15

I mean like just like inhabiting the inhabiting the earth and just like being here without the social construct of things. I don't know.

unknown 51:26

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

That's how that's like in my mind. Like that's why I want to live like off the grid.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

Because I want to like live nigga, your phone or DD, you off the grid. I feel like it's a balance. There's a balance. I don't know. Because there's the we always talk about people want to do like the old paleo caveman like diets and shit.

SPEAKER_00 51:44

I'm like, those niggas live till like 35, nigga. Like then die. We got advanced with the time too.

SPEAKER_04 51:51

But I I don't know. And like a per in my mind, that's like in a perfect world, like that would be great. Like to live how we were designed, like to eat, like, like to eat the what you harvest, the vegetation that we can have here and like go off the herbs.

SPEAKER_02 52:07

And I just I would well you said in the perfect world, right? Yeah. Well, you know, in the 90s type of world. Different world. Keep your hand up.

SPEAKER_05 52:16

Keep your hand up.

SPEAKER_02 52:19

Strong episode is this?

SPEAKER_04 52:21

249.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

Uh, it was. This has been episode 249. What do you know? Boo.

SPEAKER_01 52:28

I wanted and I was gonna say I'm just the introvert that just wanted extrovert, you know, jumping.

SPEAKER_02 52:36

Because we in the 40s now, dude.

SPEAKER_01 52:38

In the 40s, I I just I'm just happy to get up. More ways than one.

SPEAKER_04 52:42

You can be you could be an uh train too. You could be an extroverted introvert. Yeah, I think I'm an extroverted introvert. Are you? I am.

SPEAKER_01 52:49

I'm super introvert.

SPEAKER_04 52:50

You outside? You're an actual introvert, like 100%. But I think, yeah, I'm an extrovert.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

I'm just good at my that nigga be inside while you outside. This is true.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

We address these claims.

SPEAKER_02 53:01

I'm good. No, this is this is the narrative we're gonna run.

SPEAKER_04 53:04

You think I'll be outside, nigga?

SPEAKER_00 53:05

Yeah, yes. Nigga, you do be outside.

SPEAKER_01 53:08

You see, this more than me, so yeah. Cruises, you like, I just came out. I don't know how much, but I just know that it's more than me for us.

SPEAKER_00 53:14

You seem upset to be outside. Nigga, what's wrong with being outside?

SPEAKER_02 53:16

She's like, Oh, I just took my phone off air pay mode. I ain't seen none of this. Just landed.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

That's it. Look at it. That's how outside she be. That's how outside she be.

SPEAKER_04 53:27

I don't be outside though. I I think I'd be either at home or out of town. That's outside, nigga. I know, but the right- We don't mean like on the clubs and shit. Is that what you think? I think maybe that's where my mind goes to. I'd be like, I'm always at home, but then it's like, then I got a trip.

SPEAKER_02 53:43

Listen, stop ready to turn up. Nigga, she was on the cruise. I know on the cruise, came back, went to the beach.

SPEAKER_03 53:51

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 53:56

The nigga go home in the shower to leave again.

SPEAKER_04 53:58

No, I see, but that's what I'm getting at. That's not true. I be at home a lot. Yeah, why are you working? No.

SPEAKER_02 54:07

This is in episode 249 of the Happy

Wrap Up And Housekeeping

SPEAKER_02 54:10

Way Collective.

SPEAKER_03 54:10

She's gonna beat your ass at the end. I am.

SPEAKER_02 54:14

Make sure y'all share, like, subscribe, all that shit. And to next time, y'all better. If y'all wanna catch the character, you better catch her once you hear on Saturday. Cause her photo DD. We love y'all.

SPEAKER_03 54:26

Bye!

SPEAKER_00 54:28

I hate you. Sweaty. That's rep, y'all. That's that's how she wrote. So, make sure, click like, subscribe. Tune in, we're on off room platform. So until next time.