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The Heavyweight Collective Season 2 Episode 244

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Sometimes the best episodes are the ones that completely fall apart.

This episode of The Heavyweight Collective begins with real conversations about parenting, personal growth, promotions, graduations, and navigating life's emotional highs and lows. Along the way, the discussion explores therapy, grief, family expectations, and how complicated relationships continue to shape us long after they've changed.

Then someone decides to eat an insanely hot Carolina Reaper chip.

From that point forward, the episode becomes a mix of comedy, pain tolerance, friendship, and surprisingly thoughtful debates. The crew tackles everything from work-life happiness and personal sacrifice to music culture, controversial artists, streaming platforms, and rapid-fire hot takes that only get funnier as the challenge intensifies.

It's unpredictable, hilarious, and somehow still meaningful.

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Live Intro And Host Banter

SPEAKER_06

Coming to you from a live studio audience. What's 244? Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's a good way to start. What up, everybody? Welcome to the heavyweight collective episode. What? 244? We just said it. We're gonna say 244.

SPEAKER_05

Maybe now we'll add later.

SPEAKER_04

It's no, it's it's I was, you know, it's 244.

SPEAKER_06

We all 40. The number is 44. We all 40. We are not. Um you're close enough, nigga. Roundup. I don't know. You can't do that.

SPEAKER_03

Is she closer to 40 than she is 30? I am.

SPEAKER_06

True.

SPEAKER_02

But you gotta save her up.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta save her.

SPEAKER_02

I'll be 38 in a couple weeks, and I'm excited.

SPEAKER_06

Goddamn baby.

SPEAKER_01

I'm excited. Hater.

SPEAKER_06

Old man over here. Goddamn baby. Teeny Bappa's. Goddamn. Goddamn ear ain't even wet.

SPEAKER_01

Shut up.

SPEAKER_06

So, how was y'all's weeks? Oh, introduce yourselves. Oh, I'm Kevin Wendell.

SPEAKER_02

Holla! Holla.

SPEAKER_06

Introduce yourself. If you're ready to get, we'll go here.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sure I'm gonna.

SPEAKER_06

I'm Deadman. Deadman.

SPEAKER_02

I love show it off. I love that shirt.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, you gotta, you can't go right away. You gotta let the nigga be away. Yeah, I'm not yeah, yeah. What? I can't what?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I don't participate in trains. Unless I'm first.

SPEAKER_06

What's your name? Go ahead and introduce yourself.

SPEAKER_01

I got lost. Weird ass silence in there. Right. Please edit that out.

SPEAKER_00

It's gonna be in there. It's gonna be in there because I'm in there. This is just a little rapey.

SPEAKER_01

That's like this whole part sounds ridiculous. I hate rapey.

SPEAKER_06

It's your boy Mo. Mo. Mo. Mo. More troubles. That's what more troubles, but we alright. We're gonna be alright. Good, good. My week was wonderful. That's good, nigga. Congratulations. To my baby girl, Val. Good job for her.

SPEAKER_02

Congratulations. Way to go.

SPEAKER_06

Can we can we get a hand clap? Yeah, oh from Val, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hold on, Cam. We were over here the other week and I said I said, Hey Val, can you uh give me a ride home? She was like, No, gas costs too much.

SPEAKER_01

I said, You ain't paying for your gas, Val? She don't pay for her gas? She ain't working yet. I can't pay for it. She'll take.

SPEAKER_06

We pay for a lot of things in here. How was y'all's

Family Milestones And Proud Moments

SPEAKER_06

week?

SPEAKER_01

My week was good.

SPEAKER_06

Tell her what you did.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta give shots up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Damn.

SPEAKER_06

Wait a minute. Hold on.

SPEAKER_00

What's her name?

SPEAKER_02

G Giamatti. She gets mad when I call her Giamatti. She graduated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Made me very, very proud. I did good too. I was telling y'all last time how I was crying for the weeks leading up to, and when we got to graduation, I'm pretty good. But you guys, my 16-year-old was she wouldn't even graduate. Why would she look mad?

SPEAKER_06

Because we're to my house, huh? Do they go to school together too? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

They are the epitome of the house. They're 18 years apart. They I mean I mean 18 years. They're 18 months apart.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I was about to say that's uh damn.

SPEAKER_00

She ate 18 years apart. She and she a junior?

SPEAKER_02

She's doing great. They are dumb. They're 18 months apart and they're just literally besties. And it was just, she just once literally, when they called my daughter's name, caught walked across the stage, from there throughout when we were after taking pictures, like she could not compose herself. She just was it was funny.

SPEAKER_06

But I just had a whole different thought. No, you better start saving up now. You about to do this shit again, real quick.

SPEAKER_02

Mind you, after my oldest went to prime last or a couple months ago, my middle one, that nigga, she was sending me prime dresses. Like, excuse me, ma'am. And she has a late birthday, so she's 18 months, they're 18 months apart, but they're two years apart in school. So I have another, you know, but still. But yeah, that was a really good high. We have I actually had a um me and my kids on Monday. It was really cool because I'm transitioning into since my oldest graduated and she's gonna Steve. Huh?

SPEAKER_06

That's only funny to me. Steve said I'm transitioning into them.

SPEAKER_02

No! What is wrong with y'all? We're transitioning into a different living experience because I'm gonna have a kid out of state. So um, she's moving out too? She's going to North Carolina. Okay. We're just gonna be taking a bunch of trips. We're gonna a whole lot, a whole lot. But this weekend, I mean, this past week on Monday, we got a little thing where this this singer that we like, she did a pop-up at DocWiler. But when I got off on Friday, I mean on Monday, um, the kids were like, Oh, Jesse Rays is gonna be a Doc Wilder. Let's go. And my my oldest was like, I'll drive out there and I had my mom pick the baby up, so she was out the way, and we went and did that, and then we went to Einberger after.

SPEAKER_06

Don't say it like that.

SPEAKER_02

Don't say it like that. Don't do my girl like that. No, I mean, look, at the end of the day, I get it, but don't say it like that. You know, it's crazy, it's crazy, and this may be I'm not gonna go too far in it because I'll go for really far, but it's crazy having kids that are that far apart going into adulthood and then a five-year-old. Well, nigga, you make that choice. Uh obviously, but no, because I'm such a different mom with the both, you know, the two sets. So to be able to go do those things and like being in the my oldest gonna be leaving and wanting to have those little moments, um, and not wanting it to be like, but the five-year-old gotta go pee with the five-year-old. Like, you know what I'm saying? I want to give them that as them being their age. So we went and did that. Um, it was a little listening party type thing. It was super cute. It was on the then we went to Marathon Burger after. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Would you drove the marathon after the frog road?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Marathon is, they have one in Long Beach now. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03

I thought you went to one on Pink. I said, nigga, that's a drive.

SPEAKER_02

They got the one on Melrose. Melrose is the only one that I've ever gone to, but I was like, nah, it's better to go to Long Beach on the way back home.

SPEAKER_03

So it was cool. Okay, that's different.

SPEAKER_02

But yeah, week was good. Work is stupid, but week was good. How about you, Mo?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it was um, it was a week. I experienced things and there were stays in it. I felt, yeah. I felt the feelings.

SPEAKER_06

And uh, we're gonna move past them.

unknown

Really?

SPEAKER_06

This started to a bad B E T movie.

unknown

Hey.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, I guess you're wondering how I got here.

SPEAKER_06

It's one of them old no uh one of them old no limit movies.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all are stupid. You probably wondering how I got in this situation.

SPEAKER_06

No, it was cool, man. You know, I just you know, I'm just fucked up. Getting through it. We'll we'll we hope you you know we get we get through it soon because we know you guys.

SPEAKER_03

I just I just make fun of Sharona to make me happy.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I well, you can see you snapped out of it. You think about this nigga just turned the lights on.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, for real. Mo is rage Bader. You vote for it. Rage Vader Supreme is. That's my favorite.

SPEAKER_06

That's Bader is that part is right. Master. Oh Lord.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, how was your weekend?

SPEAKER_05

Uh it was good. Uh my uh oldest uh got promoted to middle school.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. I love that.

SPEAKER_05

And she's uh it was weird seeing her dressed up and having makeup on.

SPEAKER_02

She looks so beautiful.

SPEAKER_03

And if she could just give me like just a little bit of her hair, right? She don't want it.

SPEAKER_06

I think it gotta it gotta go, it will go down to her waist, don't it?

SPEAKER_02

Y'all chop on it a lot though, huh? I can tell that you uh often have to cut it.

SPEAKER_00

Because she doesn't um I'm pretty sure she can give me enough to make a gumby.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty sure. I can grow the size, and I shouldn't get the top.

SPEAKER_01

Can you?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But uh my job should have strong, nigga.

SPEAKER_05

It was it was dope seeing that. Um to see her reaction, because she kind of was, it seemed like she was just nonchalant all the way up until she saw her family there. Like all of us being there, and then I was like, How'd you feel about having Saul there?

SPEAKER_03

That was great. That's great.

SPEAKER_05

So it was a dope feeling to know that we're all there, and that that's what made her happy. It wasn't necessarily the the experience of being promoted, but the fact that we all showed up for her.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Well, then we show up to a birthday party too.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

She said hey shit, huh?

SPEAKER_05

No, she she I think it was one of the things that to be in a in a situation like that, that setting, and have family show up and say, like the people that you might normally see show up and say, Hey, we're here rooting you on.

SPEAKER_02

So she's going to middle school. That was very cool.

SPEAKER_03

I can't believe you on the middle school and this shit crazy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's crazy. It's crazy. They ain't got to. And then work was work, and I I barely saw any of it this week, so I'm not mad at that. And I talked to my therapist and uh got through

Therapy Talk And Complicated Grief

SPEAKER_05

some things. Uh I want to talk to you guys about it. I'll uh so I if you've listened to my music or know me well, you know damn well that me and my uh my grandmother have never gotten along, and my mom had reached out to me to tell me that she might be at that point.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But I was disturbed at how at peace I was at knowing like I didn't feel that way about it. And I was talking to a therapist about that. She said, Well, that's your like your interpretation of what kind of experience you guys had. So uh you don't feel like bad that you feel that way. Just, you know, she's like the fact that you did feel sympathy for your mother, knowing that she was gonna be losing her mother possibly soon. That that's important, but don't feel bad or guilty that you didn't feel anyway about hearing that that information. I got through that. Uh, because I was like, I'm really weirded out by how calm I feel about that shit. Like I didn't know.

SPEAKER_02

But I think that people I outward everybody wants you gonna regret. You go and regret, and that that's always the your relationship with that person is what it was. What it is, you have your feelings about it, that's yours.

SPEAKER_06

Don't be crying in my phone, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

So when something happens and everybody, I I I don't like to try to m bring that out of you. Like you know you're gonna be sad because because you you you were so disconnected from her, and it's like you don't know that. Like that's not my genuine feeling. And so to lean into what you actually feel, the way that you know you just conveyed she did, that's that's definitely it's I mean, I I I get it.

SPEAKER_03

Because I I said something to them from my because like my I don't really know my dad's side that much, right? So it's like I understand I'm in a room full of family, but it's no different than strangers to me because I don't know these people, yeah. You know, I know some of you, I don't know all you, you know.

SPEAKER_02

But you also I personally like take a liking to you placing the care where necessary, and what you say, your mom is going to lose her mother. Or I'm sorry, you know, that's what um that's what it could happen, and that's where care feels necessary is to be placed with the absence that your mom is gonna feel because that's what it is, is intact, right? So it's just like it's just being aware, like, oh, I am sad, but but oh, you're supposed to be sad because your grandma's dying. No, I'm sad because my mom's losing her mom.

SPEAKER_06

I don't really have to be like feeling, you just let your feelings be mind placed.

SPEAKER_03

I did go to my grandma's my granny's birthday party. My granny turned my granny turned 90.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 90. I love that.

SPEAKER_03

And to my cousin Ashley that was sneaking my granny Cherok and Sprite. Ah, shit. Peach Ciroc and Sprite. Hell yeah. My granny was turned.

SPEAKER_04

I was gonna say she was turned up.

SPEAKER_03

She was all the way up. She was turned, yeah. So I did.

SPEAKER_02

That's she looked good too. Because when I seen pictures, I wouldn't have thought she was 90.

SPEAKER_03

She's 90. Yeah, she's 90. So it was funny. It was it was it was great. Phoenix had a ball. All her cousins, and they all exchanged iPad numbers, and now that damn thing don't shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_06

It's good though. That's always good.

SPEAKER_02

She done linked up with her cousins, boy.

SPEAKER_06

She said, Can I can I can I call my cousin? I said, Your cousin is in Texas, nigga. It is 10 o'clock. She she should be asleep. Do not call her. Like she ain't around the corner. And those are cool when you go visit and shit, too, where you're like, oh, you remember this shit? I think it's cool.

SPEAKER_04

Can I go to this store over here?

SPEAKER_06

Like, that was that was that was cool. It was good being together, you know. Nice. You know, even though I wanted to cuss my daddy out. It happens. I mean, I saw my brother, you know, I made fun of that old ass nigga. Shout out to my brother, he's 50. Okay, I was gonna like, how you gonna just call somebody oh 50? You I think once you hit this part, you gotta stop. We can't call him old ass nigga and be like, shut up. That nigga, oh, that nigga, he had me dying because we was eating. He was like, he was like asking me, he was like, oh, you gonna uh throw your meal plan away today? I said, nigga, I ain't got no meal plan. He's like, you know, we'll be eating chicken and rice. I said, nigga, the what you eat in that mac and cheese is like you eating you eat, that's all you've been eating is chicken and rice. And uh to his wife, he had about five plates of mac and cheese. And two bowls of peach cobbler, nigga. I saw the second one.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

God damn.

SPEAKER_05

Who's wearing the fat shit now? Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_03

I saw that second one, nigga. I ain't got a snitch because my niece was like, Dad, that's like your that's like your fourth time.

SPEAKER_06

She was on his ass.

SPEAKER_02

I said, my boy was having a good time. He was he was free. Hell yeah. Let them eat that. That's making cheese.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's okay.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, shout out to my nieces to promotion of what? Yeah, to eighth, sixth or seventh. Middle school. And graduate high school. Figure it out, nigga. God damn. I'm getting old, nigga. All right. Yeah. We're

Hot Takes Setup And Chip Rules

SPEAKER_06

here, guys. We're here. We're here. We're here. Do you know what we're doing here? No, I don't know. I'm not excited about it, but I'm excited about it because today's about hot takes.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. I'm gonna do something like that. Oh, this nigga trying to this nigga trying to break the internet.

SPEAKER_06

You guys ready? You picked the right day, nigga, because I'm I'm unstable.

SPEAKER_02

You're stupid. This nigga, this nigga bring out this nigga get a card game.

SPEAKER_06

I thought it was rack crap. We're gonna.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna try to get through this and we're gonna give her a hot take. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02

You're about to eat the chip. But I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not doing that. I'm not eating no goddamn chip. I'm going to be doing the hot take. That's why all this is here. Oh, okay. I knew y'all niggas was then. I knew what you do it. That's what I got. I know my car was. So I was like, them niggas ain't gonna try this shit at all. Hey, that's the that's backwards, nigga. I know. Are we gonna Carolina Reaper, nigga?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, is there an emergency protocol? Like, do you need us to do something?

SPEAKER_00

Wait, wait, wait a minute. Is the lady from Buffalo in there to come out here and call you a bitch?

SPEAKER_02

I wish she was.

SPEAKER_05

Last time it was ice cream involved. Well, I got a bunch of shit. Okay. That's why all of this is.

SPEAKER_02

Why are we doing this?

SPEAKER_05

I gotta pull my phone out. Well, well, let's get this in real time.

SPEAKER_02

So we're gonna take the chip and then we're gonna do hot takes on the channel.

SPEAKER_06

He's gonna take the chip again.

SPEAKER_02

He said I'm gonna try.

SPEAKER_06

He's doing hot takes and yeah. It's hot for him. You guys will just you get to answer normally and we'll see your reactions. This is crazy. All right. We gotta do it. It's for the content.

SPEAKER_02

Bruh.

SPEAKER_06

What's the same to do that? Do I gotta eat it like the whole thing? I would I would take a piece, nigga. It look bad.

SPEAKER_07

This motherfucker look bad. Oh, okay. I'll do one bite. And then I'll ask the first question. Yeah. You guys ready?

SPEAKER_02

Are you pregnant or have any medical concerns?

SPEAKER_07

Damn! I look like it.

SPEAKER_06

I look like it. I know that.

SPEAKER_02

Do not eat if you are pregnant or have any medical concerns.

SPEAKER_06

You might need some paper towel. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Give me some gumby sweat. Yeah, sweat. Yeah. You gotta try? And snipe. Stay right there. Take a uh You guys wasn't ready, huh? Oh, you didn't see I was been drinking pepto? I got I was thinking you guys might figure something out. No, no, I didn't. I just had the Pepto over there just. Okay, this is this ain't what niggas do.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, at all.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, we'll do the first question without it. Alright.

Money Versus Happiness At Work

SPEAKER_06

So would you take less money just to be happy with your job? No. No.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

I think I would. Why not? Because shit. Because I live because I live in California. I need more money.

SPEAKER_05

I want to be happy in a cardboard box. The job ain't the problem, it's the motherfuckers at the job.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I I didn't want to go into all the other stuff, but if you're happier at your job, you don't know what your living is, so you may not need more money.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06

Well, that's quick.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's quick as comedy.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it's all the way to Even when you like drink the water. Oh shit, this is gonna stop.

SPEAKER_02

It's not even the whole thing. I know. I know, I know. I know why are we doing that?

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Okay.

Mary J Debate And Pain Peaks

SPEAKER_06

All right. So Mary J. Blash. Hot take it for me. She's not on that list for me. Motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02

Kevin. No way I know.

SPEAKER_06

It'll pass.

SPEAKER_02

No, it won't.

SPEAKER_06

This too.

SPEAKER_01

That's not passing the time. This two shall pass.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. The process of passing is gonna be the uh you're doing good, Kevin.

SPEAKER_02

I'm crying, I'm doing good though. We need footage of the other one before it come out. Kevin's doing good.

SPEAKER_06

Hey, go get the gallon of milk.

SPEAKER_01

He's shaking. Go get him some milk. He needs some milk.

SPEAKER_02

Is it in the house?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

The chocolate might help. You want a piece of chocolate?

SPEAKER_06

I thought the coconut water would do better.

SPEAKER_02

He's crying. He cry.

SPEAKER_06

Don't feel bad.

SPEAKER_02

I do.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I can't make it go away.

SPEAKER_07

Oh I should have took that glove off before I did that.

SPEAKER_02

Did you touch your eye?

SPEAKER_07

But it was too close. I'm trying to get to these questions.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

I'm trying to get to these questions.

SPEAKER_06

Do you guys have any?

SPEAKER_01

Didn't you just say something about Mary J. Bly?

SPEAKER_06

RB legends. Any RB legends or songs that everybody else thinks is on that list. Because I could honestly live without never hearing this gymbury again.

SPEAKER_01

Fuck. You guys. You okay? He's not okay.

SPEAKER_06

I didn't realize milk worked that way. Holy shit. You alright?

SPEAKER_02

You should probably take some milk and put it on.

SPEAKER_06

No, what about your guys' legends and rush boards?

SPEAKER_07

Hot cake. That y'all got on your list.

SPEAKER_01

What are you asking? I don't know anymore.

SPEAKER_06

This hot chip got him fucked up. I'm about to drink a gallon of milk. Woohoo!

SPEAKER_08

Here.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Okay. I don't know. I don't uh RB. I I agree with you. What did it say? I agree with you. I don't ever need to hear any Mary J. Blott songs. I don't really.

SPEAKER_01

Why?

SPEAKER_06

Um I don't think she's the GOAT.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I don't. I don't I don't, I'm not that fond of Mary. I mean, I respect her, but Do you think it's vocals?

SPEAKER_06

You think she's up there? I think Or is it just the message?

SPEAKER_02

Uh it's both. It's message, it's it's evolution, is her vocal. She's not the best singer, but who is?

SPEAKER_06

Whitney Houston.

SPEAKER_02

I knew you were gonna say that. I mean, you have your way.

SPEAKER_03

Kelly Kelly Price.

SPEAKER_02

Kelly Roland.

SPEAKER_03

Kelly Rowland's just fine as shit.

SPEAKER_02

But no, I I I love I like Mary J. Block.

SPEAKER_06

You said R. Kelly. R. Kelly.

R Kelly And Separating Art

SPEAKER_02

No, and that's why I said it before you finished your statement.

SPEAKER_06

Look here, I've been I've been going. We need to forgive R. Kelly. I won't forgive him, but the music.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, period. I won't go that far, Mo. I uh I ain't trying to forgive. Because we don't know Robert. I always think. Yeah. We don't know Robert.

SPEAKER_06

I say that because I like his music, but it's hard for me to listen. I can't listen to it no more. But I be catching myself randomly singing, singing shit. That's R. Kelly's song. I'm like, oh, I can't sing that shit no more.

SPEAKER_02

There's something in us. Tell it. I was looking right at my wife singing that shit. That's my song. Love is never not gonna be my shit. I was thinking she got that live too. I said R. Kelly is he's goaded. And that's why we gotta separate. That's how people need to not idolize these people.

SPEAKER_06

God damn it. I will say this. I will say this. God damn it. He's dying. Okay, I went to Yoshinayo. I'm not eating another piece of this chip. I thought I was going to. I was thinking about the nuts to do it. I don't. It's just hurt. My lips hurt. Kevin. And I love R. Kelly. But I didn't feel like they should be playing R. Kelly. Yoshinouya? Yoshinoya was like, that song's a slap. But like, do you think this should be on the speaker?

SPEAKER_02

It is what it is. And people are, it's because it's the mixed review of it. I remember like not long after the whole everything, the whole ordeal a couple years ago, I was at like a family party. And my family, like, as for me and my mind, and I mean like not just my home, like my cousin's stuff. Oh, we're gonna listen to R. Kelly. Like, we still fuck with R. Kelly. But my my kids, uh, my kids' dad, sister, and mom were there.

SPEAKER_06

They don't do it.

SPEAKER_02

And they wasn't, and it was like turning their nose up and me, you know, we're stepping in the name of love. Like it's the party.

SPEAKER_07

And my baby songs that he's made that you go. But okay, now this one might be too close to what you want to do.

SPEAKER_02

Well, he was, but all of but that's the thing, like people, that's when I realized, like, oh, people really do not want to hear our because my family can separate it. We know ain't nobody's saying, like I said, ain't nobody saying we need to forgive him. But we listening to his music.

SPEAKER_06

He paying for his crimes.

SPEAKER_02

But I will say, I remember when I was growing up, remember how he had the um the first allegations back when we was younger in the night, like early 2000s.

SPEAKER_03

Nigga, I saw that video he did exactly what he said he did. Yeah, uh he did that shit.

SPEAKER_02

My dad didn't like R. Kelly then, and I remember R. Kelly had a song, and still, we still listen to him, but R. Kelly had that song, one of his Mr. Songs of Mr. Biggs was What Would You Do? And and you all remember the video? Kind of. Uh, they're like, What would you do if I can't, whatever? And my dad was watching the video, he'd be like, Yeah, see, that's how he would be getting in women, just putting all that. What would you do? What would you do? He just having women do all kinds of stuff. Like, and so now certain songs I do be listening is gross. Like, he was having gross.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, so yeah, yeah, some of those.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I still listen to it. What would you do? I like that song too. Shit. I mean, it's artistry.

SPEAKER_00

I don't care what I'm saying, nigga. I I I get mad enjoyment out of trapped in the closet. I laugh every time.

SPEAKER_02

Trapped in the closet's so crazy, though. I laugh every time. I didn't like none of those. As much as I'm over here, like I love R. Kelly, I did not like none of the Trapped in the Closets.

SPEAKER_06

It's hilarious. They were weird.

SPEAKER_02

Kids ain't gonna have no cereal.

SPEAKER_06

Subsiding a little bit, so I might do another piece. No, don't do it. Nah, I do see you.

SPEAKER_02

I committed it. I see you doing better.

SPEAKER_06

Ugh, fuck. How much is the phone? I don't know, nigga. Like $20. Amanda was really against the left. I was like, I'm not going to the hospital. God damn, this shit is coming back. How?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, is that how it works?

SPEAKER_06

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't never done no shit. Well, the milk is coating, and then when it goes away, it's coming back. Just keep drinking the milk. Drink some more milk.

SPEAKER_06

I'm about to piss a muscle. This thing is not hurting my stomach.

SPEAKER_02

Not yet. Oh, that's later. You know that, right?

SPEAKER_06

But you guys.

SPEAKER_02

It ain't moved through the digestive track yet.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't even understand the last question.

SPEAKER_06

Risk your life for a Andy ain't answering shit.

SPEAKER_02

You answering first, Andy, because you over here laughing. You ain't answered. You have not answered one question.

SPEAKER_06

The funny thing is, you have to watch this to see it. Because if you listen to it, you're not gonna get the fuck out. That's the goal.

SPEAKER_07

That's the goal.

SPEAKER_05

What was the question?

Would You Risk Your Life

SPEAKER_07

Would you risk your life for a complete stranger? Ooh. Because I'll put context on it. Complete stranger? Please do.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because what if it's a kid? I think for a kid I would. For an adult, sorry, player. What if it's a woman just getting stomped out when you like that?

SPEAKER_03

No, damn, that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_06

Cover your head. Cover your head. Damn.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. I would be sacrificing. Yeah, for a kid I would. But then you said you think about certain circumstances. You risked your life and now your kids don't have you.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Right. True. That's what it's a risk of a life.

SPEAKER_05

But for a kid, it's like uh speaking of risk, how you feeling?

SPEAKER_06

I'm ready for another piece. I don't think you are. I am. Your eyes, your eyes don't say you.

SPEAKER_04

The only reason is because I think these questions, I was like, when I was writing them up, like, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06

It's better when I have no idea what the fuck I'm saying. Ooh, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, is okay, so I have a question. Is the piece that you already had larger than I probably don't need to do?

SPEAKER_06

I'm not even that.

SPEAKER_04

I'll probably take a piece of that piece.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Nigga, after that. I don't like this. And then after this one, I'll stop.

SPEAKER_02

You over age. You're gonna die.

SPEAKER_06

Nigga.

SPEAKER_02

Like, you're gonna die.

SPEAKER_06

Now I fucked up. Cause whatever I, whichever these napkins, I rub my forehand.

SPEAKER_02

That's why I wanted to put milk in a paper towel. No, honestly, I feel like you need to put dab some milk on a paper towel and wipe yourself with that.

SPEAKER_07

Should I try the coconut water?

SPEAKER_02

Yes, put milk and coconut water on the paper towel. I feel like it's gonna help you.

SPEAKER_06

Just do it. As I do this, I'm gonna take another bite of this chip. Oh my gosh. Please, I don't think you should. I don't think you should. I'm not. Just give it a buck. It's gonna be a smaller, it'll be a smaller bite. Okay. It'll be a smaller bite. Jesus help him. I'll let you guys, you guys can ask me a question.

SPEAKER_02

Are you alive?

SPEAKER_06

No, no, no. Think of your most deepest question. Nigga. That shit is sweating from this box. This shit is sweating.

SPEAKER_05

What was going through your brain when you said, Ooh, that was awesome. I need to do this.

SPEAKER_06

Oh. I'll answer that. I'll answer that. Think another bike. Good one. Good one. How many minutes are we in? Probably like five. 32. Oh, really? Thank you. Really? God, hell yeah. I thought I wasn't covering it. Because that felt like.

SPEAKER_01

I took a long time talking about my week.

SPEAKER_06

Always.

SPEAKER_01

I know.

SPEAKER_06

Y'all ready? Are you ready, nigga? You don't want to suffer. Damn. Oh, I was supposed to put the glove on. Too late now. Oh, way too late.

SPEAKER_02

Have you had one of these before?

SPEAKER_06

Whatever you do, nigga, do not rub your eye after this. I know, I know, I know. Fred hot weak. Wash your hands thoroughly. Where's I'll pour some water on it?

SPEAKER_02

I think it's a this is not a toy or a prank.

SPEAKER_06

Y'all ready? Hell no. You couldn't prank nobody with that's fucked up. Yeah, I would prank your body.

SPEAKER_01

Get my gun. Sharon, look at him.

SPEAKER_06

So just the small piece, right?

SPEAKER_05

Just the small piece if you're gonna uh it's in there.

SPEAKER_01

That nigga said this shit is quick. That was the funniest shit. Oh, yeah, that's in there. That's what she said. Y'all are stupid.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I already forgot your question.

SPEAKER_02

Nigga, at this point, you should have just thugged out the rest of the chip. Damn, Sarah. I mean, to keep it a buck, like now you have to, because okay, this is where I'm coming from. You had you had an up and a down and an up and a down and up and down. You're about to go through that same up and down and up and down, and then have to do the whole thing.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not gonna do it again.

SPEAKER_02

You're not gonna take that last piece?

SPEAKER_06

Because this hurts.

SPEAKER_02

You should have just did the whole chip.

SPEAKER_06

Damn, that's the only one side though.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like the potency is the same regardless of the size.

SPEAKER_06

It is. So you should think. I don't know. How am I gonna answer that? Because this, ooh. What was your question?

SPEAKER_02

What were you going? What was going through your mind?

SPEAKER_06

I think the nigga knows it's running now.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it's been running.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, when I thought of this? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Poor that shit going on here.

SPEAKER_06

I thought this was gonna go better.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, fuck. Then it actually is.

SPEAKER_02

Why would you think that though?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, we do making it look good on YouTube. This nigga did hot once without the gradual up stepping it up, he went straight to the to the death trip. This nigga went straight to the death trip.

SPEAKER_07

I can steal your question.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

Movies That Describe Your Life

SPEAKER_06

If a boo if he could if you can make uh pick a movie. Describe your life. Describe your life. Who would it be? Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01

That's difficult.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, Sean. Come on, Sean. Yeah, life. The upper ruin. Like prison?

SPEAKER_02

No. Are we are we just using the title or are we using the the the context of the movie? Whatever you would like, Sharon.

SPEAKER_05

It's your world.

SPEAKER_02

It is.

SPEAKER_05

That would be life.

SPEAKER_06

I'm always the secret life of Walter Mitty. Okay. I'm picking the The Last Dragon.

SPEAKER_05

Barry Gordy's?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Barry Gordon instead of Bruce Leewood.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, no, Bruce Lee Ward. Yeah. I'm picking Last Dragon. I'm just trying to get the glow. I'm sorry to be I'm trying to get the glow. I'm trying to be the baddest.

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_02

What? What, Sean? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

You never seen the secret life of Walter Mitty? No.

SPEAKER_03

What were you picking, Sean?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

This nigga is dying. You gotta get this nigga an ice pack.

SPEAKER_07

The milk ain't working right now.

SPEAKER_06

That shit is hot. This whole piece right here. Done? Sean, what's your movie?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

What's your movie? What then what's your soundtrack?

SPEAKER_02

My soundtrack. Ooh. Soundtrack? Yeah. Just pick one. The life and times of Sean Carter. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

Volume one?

SPEAKER_02

No, I don't. I'm joking. I don't even know what.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I was like, that's selling dope. Yeah, I was gonna say she's slanging.

SPEAKER_02

Y'all, y'all, you it's a difference between am I saying it because of the the the meaning behind the movie or the or the uh or am I putting my own meaning behind the words of the title?

SPEAKER_06

I think to be even if even like Waving Fly, when you said life, I think the meaning behind the movie is is Yeah, I think that's a a good uh relation. Okay, no more pretty much all all Ray and Claw did was they they tried to make apples, uh they tried to make lemonade out of lemons the whole time. No matter what the situation they were in, they're they're always just trying to get they're always they were always trying to find some glimmer of hope in the situation in the movie life. Right. How much would you have?

SPEAKER_02

For some for some nigga pass. Uh okay, well, I don't know. I like I like my son of my favorite. Yeah, you would.

SPEAKER_07

So that would be your life right now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

No, and that's what I'm saying. I should say right now. Right now, my life. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Think of a movie. Matrix.

SPEAKER_02

Maybe. We're all in the matrix.

SPEAKER_06

I use strawberry shit on my forehead. All right. Kevin dying. Right. No, nigga, it did not.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_06

It's hilarious, bro. But it did. I did.

SPEAKER_02

Wipe your tears.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, and they're not going to do that.

SPEAKER_05

Kevin's willing to do for content people.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. He's by himself. I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_02

I know we usually say this at the end, but like, subscribe, and comment, please.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, that was one. That was one. Because Kevin is dying.

Favorite Songs And A Million Dollars

SPEAKER_06

Think of your favorite song that's gotten you through all sorts of things. And you think of it? Think of one. One song? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um. You know what? I got one.

SPEAKER_06

What is it?

SPEAKER_02

Um, My Life, Mary J. Bleiche.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

That is like it'd be hitting like gospel at times. Ooh. And, because I listen to this song every morning when I do my stretches and my yoga. But uh Ribbon and Stevie wondered.

SPEAKER_06

So for a million.

SPEAKER_02

That right there is like literally the.

SPEAKER_06

For a million dollars, would you take that song out of existence?

SPEAKER_02

I'm sorry?

SPEAKER_06

For a million dollars, would you take those songs out of existence? No.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, wait. For a million dollars?

SPEAKER_06

Damn.

SPEAKER_02

Nigga, I take you out of existence. I just can't. He got kids, nigga. Yeah, I just said. Yeah, for a million dollars. But you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna piggyback on uh the title for my life, Ribbon in the Sky. I wanna take that for my life.

SPEAKER_03

Look at that. Talk yourself through it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I did. Uh, because that's honestly, like that literally is I feel that song. Like so you gotta take that out of it. For me, nah, you can't take no Stevie work out this world.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, we can. Yes, if he has a lot of songs you can do with it.

SPEAKER_02

Stevie wanted one of them guys, like you know how y'all niggas felt like when Kobe died and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_06

Stevie's not dead.

SPEAKER_02

No, I know that, but I'm just saying, Stevie, like I know there's there's less than a handful of people of celebrities that touched Nipsey is one of them. Oddly, Bernie Mack was one. It was crazy because I was like, I'm fucking sad. Like, why am I so sad? Michael Jackson was one, and I know for a fact that Stevie Wonder is going to be and Charlie Wilson.

SPEAKER_06

I'm so bad Michael died before before Jermaine. That's a wild thing to say. Hot takes hot takes.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that nigga died before all of them, didn't he? No, no. His brother's still alive.

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_01

That's fucked up. Because Jermaine, that nigga was happy at the premieres and shit.

SPEAKER_02

Jermaine's like he got his son doing.

SPEAKER_06

What's his son's name Jafar or something? My cousin was talking so much shit.

SPEAKER_02

He likes, how you call Dame your son after that Aladdin villain?

SPEAKER_06

Okay, we're good. We good. This shit still hurts like a motherfucker. So, you guys ever think about those songs you had?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Uh the B side by DeBrat featuring Notorious Beast.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, that's a dope. Oh, you taking it out of existence?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, out of existence. No, I thought you said that it was a different question, I thought.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, I'm saying for your favorite song, are you taking it out of existence?

SPEAKER_05

Out of existence, no. Total existence. Favorite song out of total existence, that I would say.

SPEAKER_03

I think it that's a hard answer question for me because it depends on the mood why I'm out. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06

Out of existence. Depending on the mood. That's so crazy. There's some be like, you know. I'll take that million.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

So you're taking ribbon in the sky off the table.

SPEAKER_02

You can't do it. I don't know if I can do it. I literally ribbon in the sky every day.

SPEAKER_06

So you would you wouldn't take the million. Because you was about to kill me.

SPEAKER_05

And it's a favorite song. You said it's a favorite song? Yeah. There would be a star is born, Jay-Z.

SPEAKER_00

I can live without that one too. Yeah. I fuck with it, but I can live without that one.

SPEAKER_02

Me, me, myself, and I, Beyonce, that out.

SPEAKER_00

I can leave, I can live without every Beyonce's song.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna give you a hot take. Can we talk? Ooh. No, we're not doing that, nigga. We're not we not getting rid of it.

SPEAKER_01

Can we talk can never go nowhere?

SPEAKER_06

You know what? You know what? Uh okay. We can get rid of it.

SPEAKER_00

We can get rid of can we talk if eye to eye stays.

SPEAKER_02

My unpopular opinion is that I'm ready is better than my unpopular eye to eye is better than both of those songs. What's eye to eye? Is that him?

SPEAKER_00

From the goofy movie. That's that's Tevin.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't mad at that. Myself for no shot. That's that's my shit. Yeah, yeah. Nah, I I'm ready. I'm like, oh niggas slept on I'm ready.

SPEAKER_06

I'm ready to this one.

SPEAKER_02

They didn't sleep, but it wasn't. They slept on it. Because Ken We Talk is is a staple. They didn't make I'm ready the staple that they put on.

SPEAKER_06

Well, you know, can we talk is he also he's he's stalking the bitch, so it's a little the BPMs, right?

SPEAKER_02

Y'all are so scared to stalk it.

SPEAKER_06

Him and LA got him and LO got together for that shit.

SPEAKER_02

I went to one of them trap karaoke things a couple uh like last year, I think. And they basically are just doing all these RB songs or whatever. And it was in there. I left this guy was laughing at me because when we was walking back to the car, I was like, why the fuck would they not? Like, why would we be in a setting of all these black people listening to all these RB songs and y'all didn't play? Can we talk? Like, I felt disrespect there.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, you he this nigga fuck nigga. Oh now I feel it. It must have been.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I told you it wasn't digested, it wasn't digesting yet.

SPEAKER_04

So, with that being said, this has been hot chase.

SPEAKER_05

It's gonna get worse, nigga. It was about 11 minutes since the act.

SPEAKER_02

How long has it been?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I knew once that started to move down, it hadn't made it, it hadn't made it to your stomach yet.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Thank you guys. Uh you better watch this shit.

SPEAKER_08

Kevin, we're not done.

SPEAKER_06

We better watch this shit. No, Kevin's. Kevin's done. Kevin is done. You got some questions? Because nigga, I'm I'm whoo. I'm struggling to not. I have some questions. You're not gonna show yourself?

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I just want to say for the the viewer, Kevin texted us and said, uh, no, hold up. I'm gonna do this shit. Kevin said. You can ask questions, we can keep going. Kevin said, This is either gonna go really well or not.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

How did it go, Kevin? I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

I have no idea. I'm just trying to survive.

SPEAKER_02

And he told us this what he said it's gonna go really well or not without telling us what he was going to do.

SPEAKER_06

He did not give us a head up. I asked you. I said, Do you want the surprise? Or do you want to ignorant? Oh, that shit hurts.

SPEAKER_03

I have some questions, but I'm not gonna ask them because you gotta think about Kevin can't answer them.

SPEAKER_02

I can't.

SPEAKER_03

Not not in his state.

SPEAKER_02

No, he's he's vulnerable right now. I think this is a good, I think it's actually a good time. He's vulnerable.

SPEAKER_06

I like it.

SPEAKER_02

Throw one out there, Mo.

SPEAKER_06

McFly got McFly got he loading them up right now. Ooh. It's gonna be put him in the chamber about the fire.

SPEAKER_05

So after this the surprise that you've given the world, are you happy with your decision?

SPEAKER_01

Fuck it. It's it's having one dare to talk your shit.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Because I feel like this might like later on is gonna suck.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, it's gonna suck in probably like 35 minutes.

SPEAKER_05

So are you? Are you are you content with that?

SPEAKER_06

Well, we get 18 views to know. Oh my god. Oh, these are gonna be some good clips.

SPEAKER_01

What is Jesus help us?

SPEAKER_05

What would you say you the moment you realized you fucked up when you bit the chip? Like at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I knew when I bought the chip.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

And you walked in knowing you fucked up? Yeah. And you went through it? I thought I was like a little more. I thought I had a little more, but then once that hit, I was like, oh, yeah, you can't fight that.

SPEAKER_02

It's funny the the movement of it. Like, it's immediate, like physically. Yeah. And all of that's gone. But it's all right here right now.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it's not all gone. I still like to do it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's still within you, but all of these.

SPEAKER_06

Pause. Pause.

SPEAKER_02

God damn. No one might give a fuck about that. All of these symptoms have faded. Nigga, that wasn't even everything. Hell no. Oh, I you want the wrist? The fuck? Don't make the wrist. She wouldn't make it whole. Literally. I don't even drink the rich.

SPEAKER_05

We'll do this. Just do it quick.

SPEAKER_04

We'll throw this away.

SPEAKER_05

All right, one gotta go.

One Gotta Go And Rap Picks

SPEAKER_05

Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, or TikTok.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, this is TikTok. This is in the same. I like that.

SPEAKER_06

TikTok gotta go.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, TikTok can go.

SPEAKER_06

Because TikTok is ghetto ever since they took it from the Chinese.

SPEAKER_02

Excuse me. I don't use Spotify.

SPEAKER_06

I don't I don't mean either. And I still say, do you do use Spotify? Because we are on Spotify. I use Spotify a lot.

SPEAKER_05

All right, one gotta go. I already know this answer for most people. Kendrick, Cole, Drake, or Nipsey. Oh, that's oh I'll get rid of Drake.

SPEAKER_02

Probably Drake out of that.

SPEAKER_05

You're taking Cole out?

SPEAKER_02

He was my second, he was my second runner.

SPEAKER_05

What? Because he backed out?

SPEAKER_02

No, actually, the Kendrick.

SPEAKER_06

No. He can take his little stupid ass Civic and get up.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Kendrick Kendrick, Kendrick's not here for me.

SPEAKER_06

You're gonna take him out?

SPEAKER_02

I wouldn't have taken him out immediately because I respect what Kendrick is to the game.

SPEAKER_05

But over Cole and are you so you put Cole and Drake over them?

SPEAKER_02

I'm putting Drake is first out. But I'm putting That's all that matter.

SPEAKER_05

Stop talking.

SPEAKER_03

Next one. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Uh okay. No.

SPEAKER_02

Give him the chip.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not eating that damn trip.

SPEAKER_05

What gotta go?

SPEAKER_06

I'll be in the hospital for a week. Podcasting. I think I'm getting the three. No.

SPEAKER_05

No. Okay, what is it? Podcasting. Podcasting. Adulting.

SPEAKER_02

Say less. Get that adulting shit out of here.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so I was gonna there's okay. I was adultism, wouldn't it?

SPEAKER_02

But sorry, but go you can go ahead.

SPEAKER_05

Podcasting, adulting. Would it be? I don't know how to phrase that. Guess would it be? For you, not parenting. It'd be like uh I guess that'd be a part of adulting. Commuting.

SPEAKER_06

No, adulting.

SPEAKER_05

Never mind. Just the two.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta go?

SPEAKER_05

I gotta go.

SPEAKER_06

Adulting. Adulting. Adulthood is the worst hood I've ever been in. I don't even say.

SPEAKER_02

Two years ago, my daughter turned out. Adulting baby. Two weeks ago, my daughter turned 18, and I sent her like this text messages woke up and I said, Welcome to adulthood, the worst hood I ever lived in. Y'all niggas

Adulting Problems And Favorite Foods

SPEAKER_02

was so funny. But y'all niggas. But my baby, let me tell y'all. No. She we're going to North Carolina next week. So we we realized she don't have a real ID. You gotta have a real ID to fly. Blah blah blah. So all of this is coming to coming to the surface at the same time. So the day her her on her 18th birthday, the next day she went to the DMV, they gave her the runner. She just all of the things that we know to be adults. And she calling me and we're talking, and you know, she came back home and she was like, I was over it. Like she was like, I'm gonna just go a different. And I just thought it was so funny. And I just you hear.

SPEAKER_08

Welcome.

SPEAKER_02

Strap up.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

SPEAKER_05

I love this shit. What is your favorite food?

SPEAKER_06

Soup. Of all time? Of all time. I love me some fucking yams. Candy yams, nigga. Matter of fact, I'm making some goddamn candy yams a day. Rice. But just any soup. It's too many soups.

SPEAKER_03

I like vegetable soup with my favorite soup. They say I'm weird for liking vegetable soup.

SPEAKER_06

I love.

SPEAKER_03

But I think vegetable soup is fucking fire.

SPEAKER_06

The only thing I don't like is like the biscs. Biscs. No. Like lobster biscuits? Lobster biscuits is fucking fire, nigga. You fucking crazy. I eat a pot of that shit by myself. Whoa, calm down. I'm not a big fan of like uh, I guess I probably could do a lobster. But like a tomato soup, I think it's bullshit. I'm like, you guys just eat it up. I know.

unknown

I know.

SPEAKER_06

What was your favorite food, Sean?

SPEAKER_02

Rice.

SPEAKER_03

It would be rice. Fucking fucking rice. Fried rice? Or just rice in general?

SPEAKER_04

Rice. I mean fried rice is butter. But rice, salt. Just like soup.

SPEAKER_06

She can eat just regular rice with butter.

SPEAKER_02

We eat, and that's probably why I'm just gonna be able to do that. Wait a minute, nigga. I don't eat bad, but wait a minute. Why?

SPEAKER_06

Why are you single? It's it seems like it's really cheap to feed you. Rice, you can get a I just bought a 25 uh pound bag of rice from Sam's for fucking $11.

SPEAKER_02

Me on why I'm not single is a whole episode. So don't ask that question. I said why?

SPEAKER_05

245.

SPEAKER_02

Why is this?

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Next episode, why I'm single. That's next episode.

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In measurement to all of the things why I shouldn't be single is a whole episode.

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That's next episode. We got it. Please not.

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You're such a child.

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Nigga, I like that.

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And I say that in as a term of endearment.

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What the fuck that means?

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Well, y'all ass was asking me to get dino nuggets and shit. Y'all niggas is just kids.

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Favorite movie. Foolish. Big fish.

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We talked about this before. I already know all of our.

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We don't know yours.

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Oh, the justice nigga?

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I know. Well, page 15 though.

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Hey dog. You alright? Yeah? You gotta go. No, no, no. I'm just like I just feel uh feel bad because that milk is not gonna settle well.

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That is so true. So wait, wait, before we before

Regrets Then A Messy Wrap Up

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we end. You're a poor wife. Y'all about to be. I just thought about that right now.

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Before we end, uh what's uh what's one decision we all regret? Mine? It's not this. It's not this. I'm cool with this. I wanted to try something. Didn't go as planned. I didn't really know what the plan was gonna be. I thought it was gonna get through some better questions. Nigga, you only read 12. I and I didn't understand one thing. It did not go as I as I wrote them, and I'm like, I can't get it right. So this is where we at. Can't get right.

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We're gonna miss you, can't get right.

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Oh Lord. Um not the chip. But I'll never do that chip again. Gotta regret that. Or the hot buffalo out on the room. What do you regret, Sean?

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I don't I I have a I might have said it before on here. I have one thing there in my life. And it's literally um that I did not spend more time in like scripture and the Bible, like that, honestly.

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Why are you gonna say some shit I can't even function?

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I'm sorry, I know, and I'm sorry, because I but I'm being a hundred percent genuine right now. I don't have any regrets, and everybody knows, like, I've I've lived a full life, I had a whole lot of bullshit happen, but I don't regret any of that type of stuff. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and be like, I regret getting married. Like, no, I don't, like, you know, but something that because I start my day devotion and all of that knowing what my grandmother was, like, damn, why didn't I get there before she passed away? Because there are mornings where I'm like, I would love to call back to my grandma right now. So that's something, but and I'm being genuine, that's the only thing that ever comes to my mind in terms of regret. So sorry, my mama. But that's my honest answer.

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Oh no, that's some shit I would say just be fucked up. I ain't gonna say it.

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He's like, I can he's like, don't get expensive. I can still I can still go there. I can't stand you.

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I think my at this point in my life, my only my only regret is not having kids sooner.

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Because these goddamn 40-year-old knees ain't helping ain't helping me at all. Double wanna play. Nigga, this is it.

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This is my speed right here.

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You should have called me 10 years ago. I dig it. I could have chased your ass.

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Mine would be uh not loving more or being more adventurous, younger.

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You start that now.

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Yeah, I'm doing that now. Like I take more chances now.

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But then I should have We should, we should, we should take a follow day, uh Father's Day trip next year. Let's say Father's Day? Yeah, just the dad. Not you, nigga.

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Nigga, I know you're no fucking daddy.

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You wanna go to uh what you try to do? I don't know, nigga. We figured out no, like we go somewhere, like we can't. We should do No, you can't go like to where like Talon with a bunch of niggas, right? No, nigga. We don't know. We're not trying to do that. Why is it gonna be like what y'all doing?

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Or what y'all doing?

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I'm going to Thailand.

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Y'all gonna find all the lady boys. Yeah, no.

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Well, they're not hard to spot, yeah.

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Uh no, what I was gonna what came to mind, uh, you you said a trip with y'all, which is cool, but I was we did it in the upper room.

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No, the upper room? I actually don't mind. Nigga, I'm not the shrimp.

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I'm not doing no goddamn fight.

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I would not do no shrimp.

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This nigga wanna record it at the top of Mount Rubido.

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No, not the top of Mount Rubido. Let's go to the hike. You mean Kevin can do it.

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I will be able to uh pilot or it won't be like this.

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Yeah.

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No, let's take a hike to a waterfall, and when we get at the top, we film there. Nigga, where are we gonna?

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We're gonna get the power source.

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Where? Where? What waterfalls you got in mind?

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They got Lido Creek, that's up the street.

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I'm not gonna know goddamn Lido Creek with all them skin hands. He's crazy.

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They're everywhere.

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Safety first.

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Okay.

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It was an idea.

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But that being said, this is Yeah, sorry guys to try it.

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They thought it was a good idea. Maybe it is. Hopefully, you niggas enjoy it. Episode's on fire.

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This stomach is bad. This nigga finna melt his toilet. Ooh, shit. Everybody's toilet. And I'm be out in the streets. I'm gonna fuck it up for all the rest of my co-workers.

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Y'all put Kevin on the prayer list.

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They're gonna be like, no, you guys cannot use my bathroom again. Oh shit. I'm sorry, Sharon. I never told y'all about that one, did I? I went to one bathroom, I fucked it up. Like, I fucked it up.

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Okay, pop. And then like I had to go back, but they had switched staff. And I was like, can I use the bathroom in that lady?

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And I was like, No, that was me. She was like, go in this one. I was like, cool, because I'm gonna fuck that one up too. So I don't know if they can use the bathroom there anymore.

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Lord 244. Never a fucking dumb moment. We did it. Oh my god. I don't think I've laughed this much anymore.

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The only thing that would suck is that this motherfucker didn't record.

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Right. Well we'll we'll find out. Right? Comment, subscribe. Until next time. Don't eat them goddamn chip.

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That's a rap, you know. That's that's how she wrote. So make sure you click like, subscribe, tune in. We're on the off room platform. So until next time.