The Heavyweight Collective
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This week we’re diving into pure 90s nostalgia—Saturday morning cartoons, cassette tapes, and the music that shaped an entire generation. We share our favorite shows, artists, and childhood memories that still make us smile.
From iconic cultural moments to the lessons we’d tell our younger selves, this episode is a love letter to the decade that raised us. If you’re a 90s kid or just love that era, this one will hit all the feels.
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Welcome to Heavyweight Podcast
Speaker 1Welcome to the Heavyweight Podcast.
Speaker 2The message behind saying the title of the Heavyweight Podcast is to be able to say that we can weigh in on some heavy shit. What we're talking about is important from every aspect of it. It's a heavy weight. It's not just about physical weight, but the weight of things that can weigh our minds. So I think it's dope that we can have this conversation.
Speaker 3Okay, I don't know about y'all okay, but my favorite era is the 90s. I'm like obsessed. I can go back there at any moment and probably live my best life. It probably is because Pac is alive and then there's just so many beautiful things. I remember about the 90s my childhood, and that was when kids still went outside. I don't know what these ones is doing my kids be outside, they outside.
Speaker 3Barely, barely. It's not the same as when we were out there. Today we're going to be talking about the 90s. I am Des the Diva, back again with these three niggas that have thoroughly got on my nerves Niggas that have Dirtily got on my nerves, and this nigga who, I feel like, is going towards Getting on my nerves.
Speaker 4That's not a say shit, that's crazy.
Speaker 1That's why that's only rude, our special, there's nothing else but rude.
Speaker 3It's the honest to God truth.
Speaker 1Our special guest, patrick.
Speaker 3You may know him From previous episodes Of this nigga Talking shit. Maurice, he's here To defend himself today. Go ahead and introduce yourself. Let's go, patrick. You go first.
Speaker 4Hey, I'm Pat. Yeah, I'm here to be a special guest and enjoy the episode with my bro.
Speaker 5Talk to the mic, nigga.
Speaker 4Enjoy the episode with my bros and sis.
Speaker 3Well, we are happy to have you.
Speaker 4You ain't got to claim her.
Speaker 3He can claim me. Thank you very much.
Speaker 5You'll be happy to have him to claim her. He can claim me. Thank you very much, you'll be happy to have him.
Speaker 3He's a motherfucking lie.
Speaker 4I know you do, Maurice.
Speaker 3Thank you.
Speaker 4And we happy to have you Pat.
Speaker 1It's Florida today. You shooting niggas. Alright, Stand your ground. You know what memory popped up for me.
Speaker 5What was that?
Speaker 2The memory that popped up in my phone recently was you explaining how to grow a beard out for me out. He ain't listen he ain't listen.
Speaker 5I told you you gotta get a good amount of pussy juice let's rub that shit in my beard.
Speaker 4Can't be that damn long. You can't say that like.
Speaker 1Don't say that, des. That's not right the way you said it. His beard doesn't look bad to me you didn't say that, though you said it doesn't look that Because the way that they explained it.
Speaker 3I wasn't expecting your beard to look as good as it looked, but the way they explained it was not how it looked in my head. It looked good to me.
Speaker 2I don't think you, I didn't yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's this nigga. It's giving Patch Adams to me.
Speaker 4He just. Well. As for Kev, he knows I can't have my beard that long anyway, yeah.
Speaker 5He can't do that.
Speaker 1I be a pause.
Speaker 3No, tell me off camera, go ahead. No, don't do that. That makes it sound nefarious. I don't know what, I don't, I never know, I just okay, are we going?
Speaker 2are we going our names?
Speaker 3yeah, talk to me I'm random guy mcfly this nigga here.
Speaker 5I like it. It's your boy.
Speaker 1Positivity again more lethal. That's just positivity. His name name is positivity, y'all.
Speaker 3And what about you? I'm here.
Speaker 5Just here Duh.
Speaker 2Here, no, here duh, here duh.
Speaker 4Here duh.
Speaker 3What up, and in case you didn't hear when I started the show, I'm the one you came to see, the one you probably missed for the last. What four episodes.
Speaker 5There's the divas. They came to see me. If she was at my house, she came for sure.
Speaker 3He didn't stand you.
Speaker 1That's not true.
Speaker 3How have you been dealing with this nigga this entire time? Are niggas too cool, are you okay?
Speaker 2I just it was a wild statement to make right after you said that.
Speaker 3God like.
Speaker 5Because they came to see Anyway, and then she followed up and she followed up with oh God, I hear that a lot.
Speaker 2The word, see the word, just the wording, and then right after one another is just crazy.
Speaker 3You're not supposed to help it, mcfly, I'm not helping.
Speaker 2I'm just. It's a wild statement. I'm talking about a statement.
Speaker 3How was y'all weeks?
Speaker 5Fathom.
Speaker 2Because in my mind that would mean that you came.
Speaker 1Anyway, can I say I didn't spend a ton of money at Disneyland.
Speaker 5That's what's up. That's amazing. Well give us the blueprint.
Favorite 90s Era Memories
Speaker 1That's amazing. I don't bring your own food. Bring chicken strips from Stata Brothers Did they let you bring the food in the park, yes, and then, whenever they get hungry, you're like hey, guess what Got these 16 chicken strips? Can we get cotton candy? How about chicken?
Speaker 5strips. Did you get any souvenirs?
Speaker 1I got Mickey Mouse hands for myself, like a big ass kid, uh-uh.
Speaker 2I thought you were going to follow up, like I got potato wedges.
Speaker 1Nah, we brought them and they ate them cold.
Speaker 3Did you have something to keep them hot? It don't matter, nigga, when you walking that much they don't care, Adults didn't care.
Speaker 1We was eating them, motherfuckers. I was like this is a lot of walking. I forgot.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1That's the trick, that's the trick and fill up with water, don't just bring your own water bottle.
Speaker 2People were using the water. I remember those fountains. People were using them. Motherfuckers like crazy.
Speaker 1Yeah, hell yeah. I had a backpack full of water bottles. Fuck all that.
Speaker 5All you go to school, just positive, just work, bullshit ass job. What you gonna say about everything? Just positive.
Speaker 3Positive, positive and bullshit. Okay, sometimes the bullshit be positive. You so good. How was your weeks Go ahead? My week has been positive. You so good. How was your weeks Go ahead?
Speaker 4My week has been good. It's busy as hell, but that's Navy life.
Speaker 3You look tired. Okay, you're in the Navy.
Speaker 4Yeah, okay, cool, cool, cool. He's a seaman, do you?
Speaker 2also work with these gentlemen over here.
Speaker 4He's not a seaman.
Speaker 3Huh.
Speaker 4I'm solely in the Navy. I used to work at UPS. I was just trying to get the understanding of how you guys all met.
Speaker 1He's like full time. You can't work that.
Speaker 5I wouldn't know, I don't know what they do at the damn Navy apparently they be fucking a lot at the Navy the second that ship leaves shore. They be fucking. My cousin be telling me.
Speaker 3What you fucking mean. So wait a minute are some of the non-married people.
Speaker 1Sure, I said what I said.
Speaker 5He said sure.
Speaker 4He's saying what he said.
Speaker 3Not a soap hopper on the damn boat People got deployment wives and shit like that, and they married all the way on shore. I know you fucking lying no.
Speaker 1No, why would I make something up like that? Hell?
Speaker 5no, they got deployment old wives, if a nigga keep going to Indonesia, he going to Indonesia, he choosing that motherfucker for a reason. He going to see something.
Speaker 2Oh, meg flying out with Joey, he's going to be random. I got them so random tractors, random bullshit, random, all the time, random bitches. And randomly they offered a severance packages. Or randomly we said fuck you.
Speaker 1Severance usually means they're getting rid of all the drivers. That sounds dumb.
Speaker 3That's dumb as hell.
Speaker 5Hey man, you know I got a backup plan.
Speaker 1What was he trying to bring in? I shouldn't say that, because that's just shit. No niggas driving.
Speaker 5No, they're trying to bring in the germanners, the Swift drivers.
Speaker 2No, they want some AI shit.
Speaker 5To drive. They're not going to bring in the Swift drivers.
Speaker 1Eventually they want to keep the equipment that eventually I had. My cousin told me he was doing that from home. He was driving a truck from home and he was like it just felt weird and I'm like you know, you're just teaching the AI how to drive. That's all that is.
Speaker 2Everything AI is what they're going for.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 5You ain't seen the.
Speaker 1Waymos yet oh them shits.
Speaker 3Them shits is everywhere in Phoenix.
Speaker 5Them shits is everywhere in Phoenix. I'm not getting in that and I tried so many times to get hit by one.
Speaker 2Look at the there's videos online.
Speaker 3I'm not making nobody more ignorant than you.
Speaker 2There's videos online of tractor trailers driving them.
Speaker 3But they just drive straight. Are you being for real? They can't back up, though that's terrifying to me because you just drive straight.
Speaker 2They have the shifter mules now that do that shit. They just can't disconnect shit.
Speaker 1Where do you get it?
Speaker 3My own. You haven't figured that out since being here the last couple of years.
Speaker 5Last month, when we was in Arizona, I was walking out of Target and the Waymo car was coming up, so I sprinted out trying to get. I said, ooh, niggas, I'm gonna get paid.
Speaker 1You know how many homeless people probably tried that shit in LA that shit stopped on a dime.
Speaker 5I said god damn, that's why I'm coming, you are so.
Speaker 3I just look at me, we gonna get started. I'm gonna ask you guys a series of seven questions. Give me the first thing that comes to your mind when I ask you those questions, okay?
Speaker 1alright, you got it. This might be a mistake.
Speaker 5Are we going to order or are you going to say who name Whoever comes up with the answer first.
Speaker 3Okay, and then you guys can all answer from there, aol or MSN, msn Water guns or water balloons.
Speaker 1I don't know what y'all answering. Yeah, I know, nigga, I'm an. Aol nigga you an AIM nigga, aim nigga.
Speaker 3AOL and MSN. Let me fly.
Speaker 2AOL.
Speaker 3AOL. Okay, family Matters or Fresh Prince. Go this way Fresh Prince, fresh Prince. Yeah, he said it. Fresh Prince, you like the Fresh Prince over Family Matters? Hell yeah, hell yeah, fresh Prince.
Speaker 2Talk about Ashley Banks Fresh Prince.
Speaker 3I family matters but I'm biased we'll go fresh prince thank you. Family matters all day, but again I am biased.
Speaker 5They want to uh, uh, steve is uh. What's the old girl that I want to see? That was not Laura, the other one.
Speaker 2Myra yeah, myra was bad rest in peace also, uh who, the auntie Laura's, laura's best friend oh, I know Cherry from she was. Cherry on Punky Brewster yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Is it Maxine?
Speaker 3Goddamn, I forgot about Punky Brewster Maxine. Y'all give her the Max you are so fucking ignorant.
Speaker 5Give her the goddamn all I got.
Speaker 3I'm giving it to you. You can't give things to people who don't want it. Favorite 90s cereal.
Speaker 5Let Favorite 90s cereal, let's go.
Speaker 1Apple Jacks Cookie Crisp.
Speaker 2Cookie Crisp, rice Krispie, treat, cereal, apple Jacks.
Speaker 4See, this is in the list Apple Jacks is fire, apple Jacks is fire.
Speaker 5Apple Jacks is fire. My wife hates them shits too.
Speaker 3Do she Apple Jacks is?
Speaker 5fire Apple Jacks, be hitting Girl. Apple Jacks is way got-Aid. You go first.
Speaker 4Capri Sun Kool-Aid.
Speaker 3Capri Sun or Kool-Aid, kool-aid Tanged.
Speaker 1Tanged Kool-Aid. He lying, he lying, don't listen to him Tanged.
Speaker 2Tanged is a variation of Kool-Aid.
Speaker 3I didn't like Tanged Sunny, d Capri Suns or none of that. No.
Speaker 5I didn't like Kool-Aid. I liked the.
Speaker 3Capri Suns. I didn't like Kool-Aid.
Speaker 5You know how long I thought Sunny D was actual orange juice. You couldn't have, you couldn't have.
Speaker 3It's sick. Tampico was that shit too, especially that pink one. No, Tampico never seemed like fresh out the pig, that's synthetic diabetes I do but not out the damn refrigerator.
Speaker 5I'm warming up.
Speaker 1I'm just going to. What did I have? There's some. Yeah, let's just go to the next thing, man, go to the next thing when people watch our episodes, our side conversation alone.
Speaker 3I'm tired of you. Give me your favorite song from the 90s. You go first.
Speaker 1Favorite song from the 90s you go first.
Speaker 3Favorite song from the 90s.
Speaker 1That's hard. Oh, I Hope you Dance.
Speaker 3Come on, what'd you say From?
Speaker 2the 90s.
Speaker 3Yes, you did say that was your favorite. I love that. You love that song. My mom loves that song. That's so beautiful.
Speaker 1Great song.
Speaker 5Motown.
Speaker 1Philly.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was yeah, that was dope probably get a vet by ice cube okay okay, dancing underwater and not getting wet. It's raining bullets and he's still there crossroads crossroads and I actually really wanted to know what yours was.
Speaker 5Hold on McFly, did you sing the wish verse?
Speaker 2no, where I go, I just the Uncle Charles y'all, but Busy was the, the nigga that that I rocked the most that Virgo, the Virgo shit can.
Speaker 1I say this. I was thinking this Busy might be one of the best groups in a in a group starting a verse yeah like. Out of all the groups, he might be the best verse starter yeah, busy Bones, that makes sense starter yeah, Busy Bones.
Speaker 5I used to always play. Busy should always end the song.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, but whenever his verse like he always has memorable starts to a verse. I heard, I heard, you know anyway.
Speaker 2I heard he was the David Ruffin of the Bone Thugs 100%.
Speaker 3Mine was actually Days of Our Lives from Bone Thugs.
Speaker 5I know y'all probably, I know y'all probably thought it was gonna be too fucked, but it was that was the beginning of it was just so like oh if I had to guess your song off the head today, I would say brenda's got a baby. Why?
Speaker 3why? The fuck, would you say, brenda's got a baby days of our lives is off of the set it off soundtrack.
Speaker 2Yeah, change the subject because I'm going to go this nigga don't why would it be Brenda's got a baby Because of the hair?
Speaker 3I said off the hair, off the hair. What the fuck did I hear? Yeah, off the hair.
Speaker 2Here's an interesting tag Did you know that the actual videos for Bone Thugs, he never was Go watch the video.
Speaker 3That's not a shot. My favorite Tupac song is me and my girlfriend Really yes and not fucking. Brenda's got a baby. No, I said it's just popping. Ooh baby, I swear to God, you killed my motherfucking nerve Thugsters.
Speaker 1I was just rapping because I don't want to hear that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3I don't give a fuck. What you don't want to hear, that's random tidbits. Hey, listen, listen.
90s Food and Drinks Debate
Speaker 1What did I keep saying today? Hat to the back, no mask.
Speaker 5Oh.
Speaker 2I'm thugging nigga, like you better stop, I'm going to start looking like Malice in every interview.
Speaker 1Let me attempt to try to be start hosting niggas.
Speaker 2It's going to take me a moment.
Speaker 3Kevin got his malice on Been the host with the most Don't play You've been off your job for a month nigga Don't play with me, so what?
Speaker 4We got to get our money back.
Speaker 3You got the pleasure of having the original best host ever, so it don't matter.
Speaker 1That's fucked up.
Speaker 3You see how she spun that the important thing was macros when I was when you think about the 90s, what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Speaker 5natural fucking beauty yes, come through.
Speaker 3I agree. What about you? The first thing, the first thing that comes to mind, just pow, what comes to mind, can I?
Speaker 5say the second thing too sure free Nick and they need to bring that back.
Speaker 3Bring it back, okay probably a bad idea bring it back. I'll be out there with the camera. Bring it back.
Speaker 5This is the only thing in contact today bring it back what?
Speaker 2where are you still going? I don't know. I was just Tetherball, because you're tall Depends on the moment when I made correct contact. Yes, when I hit that damn metal piece, done for the day.
Speaker 5Did you also have that one black girl that couldn't nobody beat?
Speaker 3Yes, yes, it was my fucking mom. I was like why are you so good at that?
Speaker 2And then when you check the motion, it's like she whooped people's ass.
Speaker 3That's why she was really good at she always had that pony tail. She whooped a little yeah and then mine is basketball basketball. Were you a basketball player in school? Yeah, okay, dope, dope, dope. Mine would probably be, I think, tgif, because I waited for Friday to come so that I could watch TGIF.
Speaker 1I thought you were in the restaurant. I was like nigga what.
Speaker 2No TGIF.
Speaker 3TGIF.
Speaker 2Family Matters.
Speaker 3Family Matters. I love Family Matters.
Speaker 2Step by step, yeah.
Speaker 3Exactly Full house. I can't do full house now.
Speaker 5You can't do what I can't do after Diddy Shack.
Speaker 2I can Carl, I just.
Speaker 1That shit ruined it for me. I think Space Camp.
Speaker 5Space Camp. Yeah, you with Space Camp. Everybody scream. I always wanted to oh okay, fucking Cisco.
Speaker 3What's your favorite, cisco?
Speaker 2He sent me a video and I can't understand that motherfucker dancing like he was just doing a concert recently.
Speaker 3He was like everybody scream. I said god damn Cisco, and let's take a moment to understand that the thong song went so hard, but it was the same lyrics just over and over and over and over.
Speaker 5That's why we all knew the damn words the nigga just said the same damn thing over and over the thong song went hard because it influenced when the word thong.
Speaker 2I just know in that comment section and that chick said so did he finally come out? I said goddamn.
Speaker 5Because, didn't he? Cisco got like that nigga got like 12 kids.
Speaker 3So what? That's a long ass cover up.
Speaker 2He might go both ways, just because he has a slight lisp.
Speaker 5The nigga is like 56. He's old as shit.
Speaker 3So what? Some niggas can go their whole life.
Speaker 1And don't say they hit the left and the right. Wait a second. So people didn't know he had a lisp? Yeah, we did, because while he was singing he was like Batman. He said Cisco at the end of every damn song Christian Bale, batman, he said what?
Speaker 3Cisco at the end of every damn song Cisco. My life is incomplete. At every song, the nigga said it. You knew. You definitely knew. What's your favorite trend from the 90s Black woman. Oh wait, pause, I'm still writing that one. Let me rephrase this what's your favorite trend? And then give me one that you hope never comes back.
Speaker 5Okay, honest answer. My favorite is the goddamn the. Light up shoes with the pumps. Bring the motherfuckers back, slide. Honest answer my favorite is the goddamn the light up shoes with the pumps.
Speaker 3Bring the motherfuckers back, slide them back.
Speaker 5I'd buy three pair right now yeah, I'd buy three pair right now, slide them back, and I was still gonna believe I could jump higher if I pumped this motherfucker, what hope was a trend in the 90s that I hope never comes back give me your favorite trend and then give me one that you hope never comes back uh, my favorite trend that I did like was Pogs, even though I wasn't that good at them.
Speaker 2And then the second one that I didn't like was that slip and slide shit, because I used to fuck my stomach up.
Speaker 3You was sliding wrong.
Speaker 2It was never wet enough to do what they claimed we could do in the commercials Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa no don't fucking pause that, it is always wet enough Whoa, whoa, not on that slip and slide. It wasn't the slip and Slippery Slime I create, maybe, but not that goddamn. Whatever toy that shit was. Fuck that shit. Fucking I, I shit Poe baby, you fucking die for it and that shit, just you sound traumatized. That shit fucked me up. I was like, oh man, I'm about to Nah, that shit didn't work.
Speaker 5I don't want to bring back them. Goddamn the animals you digital animals you took care of in your goddamn life oh they're already back.
Speaker 3You can get them off Amazon. I actually he's talking about the gigapad.
Speaker 5That's the dumbest shit ever the nanopad.
Speaker 2I want one. I think I had one and I killed it.
Speaker 3I bet you did how you gonna kill the little monkey.
Speaker 4I forgot about it.
Speaker 3I want one.
Speaker 1Huh, yes, I like the little monkey. Why I can't like? That's great, I like a little monkey too. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3We didn't see that. Let me give it to you again your favorite trend, and then the one that shut the fuck up, and then the tree you hope never returns uh, my favorite trend was the slip and slide, and then you know how to get, that's because your ass was light and your ass it didn't take much for your ass to slip all the way down the goddamn slide. It's because he knew how to get it wet okay, get rid of them.
Speaker 4Damn gigapets, gigapets are terrible gigapets is terrible.
Speaker 3I like the gigapets. You can get them off Amazon. They're so cute. I love gigapets too. I've been looking for the golden girl if anybody sees sophia, call me. I've been trying to find a sophia one for my sister. Go, go ahead. What do you think?
Speaker 1k-y jelly. What my favorite? Yeah uh, running trains oh my god.
Speaker 3Oh my god. I was not expecting you to that's's awesome shit. This nigga was saying Bring them back Choo-choo. We won't be running that back.
Speaker 1E-tickets nigga, amtrak, what's up, santa Fe? You know what I'm saying? What?
Speaker 3trend. Do you hope never comes back?
Speaker 1All those sound machines, the little goddamn button things. Oh, I forgot about those yeah because they were the worst fucking toy in the world.
Speaker 3I forgot all about those hey go make noise and leave me alone.
Speaker 1I definitely want them to bring Pogs back and then if you play with them, your parents got mad at you for playing with them.
Speaker 5They need to bring back the Rock'em Sock'em.
Speaker 3So I have two. I have two. I want them to bring back. I want them play with Hayden I feel like he's going to be dope at that and I want him to bring back that little click clack thing and it had the two balls on it and you did this and it clacked together.
Speaker 5You can still get those.
Speaker 1Why you want to do that.
Speaker 2Where you get that at. You can get both of those. I'll see you can get both of those.
Speaker 1But the click clackers. I'm cool.
Speaker 3I love those.
Speaker 1So there's a, she got a big one, the balls.
Speaker 3What do you call it?
Speaker 2the dork, that's not too small, the dork the what dick twerking, dick twerking that's a new trend, she was saying the ball. I was like they have a dork trend going on right now. I mean that kind of falls in line no, that's a new trend.
Speaker 1That's the thing dick twerking. I have no comment. I'm glad I'm old, just saying. Imagine having to do that shit, just hollering like hey, can you dwork for me, like I gotta gotta exit that. Please don't guess. I'm not fucking like that's a trend, that's just, oh god.
Speaker 3I don't want them to bring back the platinum pants. I didn't like that, that little platinum suit that everybody had. It was like that silvery what you talking about beyonce.
Speaker 1Got a whole beyonce beyonce had them in sequence them hoes.
Speaker 3Look like they had on tin foil every damn one of them.
Speaker 5Hold on, uh-oh, I don't want no beef with the beehive buzz, buzz, bitch, I don't give a fuck buzz, buzz bitch.
Speaker 3I didn't like it like it.
Speaker 5Where are you going?
Speaker 3With the tinfoil on Be high, my fuck witches. I like Beyonce and she got a couple songs and I like her, I don't know.
Speaker 1I saw Beyonce but, she did that on purpose.
Speaker 3But it's the tinfoil, yes.
Speaker 1And then her tinfoil. It was Lewis Votard these hoes had on foil and tinsel.
Speaker 3It was just okay, like you say so, because they spent all their money on them. Tickets had nothing to do with being a cowgirl, and somehow she's convinced these heifers. You know, just wrap up in some aluminum, you good.
Speaker 2I don't like it. You know what A cowgirl's calorie deficit is important.
Speaker 3To do what? To move on to eat some. Uh, I don't, I don't need to do that.
Speaker 2Thank you, I'm just anyway. What's the?
Speaker 3house like okay, thank you, thank you, thank you pound cake I'll never get on you mcfly, but I'm gonna start getting on you mcfly no, I just.
Speaker 2You guys are going on a rant.
Speaker 3I was just trying to what is your perfect, perfect Saturday. Look like in the 90s.
Speaker 1Oh, Beast Wars and shit like that Power.
Speaker 5Rangers A little cereal.
Speaker 1Eat my cookie. Crisp, yeah, power.
Music, TV Shows, and Video Games
Speaker 5Rangers, some Ninja Turtles with some Oreos. I had my Apple Jacks first. Rice, krispie, treat cereal and then at lunchtime I had me some Oreos and probably a fried bologna sandwich.
Speaker 2That shit sound fire Rude by the foot.
Speaker 1That does not sound. Fire Fried bologna sandwich. Yes, keep that shit. You grew up privileged. No, who had those?
Speaker 5I'm not going to go back and eat those I didn't eat that Fried bologna.
Speaker 1I'm not going to go back and eat that. That's what's wrong with y Ritz crackers who said we didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 3Again, I'm not eating that fry bologna and I'm not eating that now neither. That shit is nasty, what's the spam.
Speaker 4I might eat the spam Ice cream truck coming by and you're getting the tahini off the milk Out of the, you know the powdered milk.
Speaker 2You had the tahini on the milk.
Speaker 5Come on. I don the Lucas, the candy nah, I'm going with that yeah, it is 90s it is 90s.
Speaker 3What about you? What's your fantasy? What's your Saturday look like.
Speaker 4Saturday 90s Ninja Turtles in the morning, apple Jacks, pb&j for lunch and.
Speaker 5Strawberry Grape little pogo stick out front.
Speaker 2I used to have that bike.
Speaker 1I guess I shouldn't pause. You had a bike with a fan on it, motorcycle covered and strawberry grape nigga, a little pogo, stick out front. I used to have that bike Get in the offstage. They had the fake. I guess I shouldn't pause. You had a bike with a fan on it. Is that a pause?
Speaker 2The motorcycle cover.
Speaker 1Was it the bike? Yeah, the bike. I never got one of them.
Speaker 5Why not?
Speaker 2With the fake motorcycles down.
Speaker 5They spoiled me in like a weird way. They buy a bike, you only get one, and I was like I guess this is the one. So I had that bike, though it was a regular bike, it was like a huffy bike and you had a whole plastic motorcycle cover.
Speaker 4We took that shit back, didn't have that bike. I had a regular bike. We put the playing card in the back okay two of them cause you real nice.
Speaker 3That's definitely what was going on. Okay, this one you're gonna have to about what was your favorite commercial or jingle, and do you still remember it by heart?
Speaker 1is it from the 90s with pete's couch? How'd it go? Or is that in 2000s? The nigga who? Was smoking he's smoking, they like it'll feel flat oh yeah, the the, yeah, the psa we're on pete's couch man oh yeah, that was the 90s.
Speaker 3That was the 90s for sure. I don't know that that was part of the no hope in dope movie yeah, cause.
Speaker 1Then I remember being in Pete's couch when I got older and I was like this ain't as bad as it looked oh my god.
Speaker 5I'm pretty sure one of my. It was probably a Mentos commercial. I like Mentos, that's freshest.
Speaker 2Which one was that what the French toast?
Speaker 5oh, orbit, orbit.
Speaker 3With the lint liquor. Who you calling a cootie queen? You lint liquor.
Speaker 4Patrick 90s commercial. Probably a Doritos commercial. You like the Doritos.
Speaker 1You know what, after watching that commercial or that Netflix shit that might be my new favorite with the jet With Pepsi, where you can win the jet and then the nigga won the jet.
Speaker 4They didn't have a jet jet, and then the nigga won the jet mine is um the the what you do for a klondike bar, that's my favorite.
Speaker 3I always do a lot you said them, I do a lot. I said I said them. Hoes, do a lot for, for, not for your klondike bar I didn't say mine.
Speaker 5Well, if you don't know, if you, got a klondike bar.
Speaker 1You have a wife, you know repetition in the gym. You got a Klondike bar, you're good.
Speaker 2Repetition in the gym is very important.
Speaker 3You're not going to interrupt us every time we have a little side conversation.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 3McFly.
Speaker 1Box-shaped dick. Huh Wow.
Speaker 2So the key is repetition if you have strength training.
Speaker 3Oh, I'm about to pass out what 90s sitcom or show raised you raised me yes, raised you. You know how they say like what 90s nigga?
Speaker 5I was raised off of Golden Girls and Heated at Night and Matlock man steal.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 5Dominique's favorite show is the Golden Girls see me, see me and Dominique, see Dom. Dom can come over and hang out with us.
Speaker 3I'm telling you I'm going to bring her on. You said who's the boss? That was a good ass show. You like that show? That was a good ass show.
Speaker 5I only liked it for one reason.
Speaker 2I understand. You know what I'm going to go out on a limb I'm.
Speaker 1God bless the child that's got his own.
Speaker 3That was a good show.
Speaker 5I did watch a lot of Mr Rogers' Neverhood too, and Reading Rainbow.
Speaker 3Reading Rainbow was fire. Reading Rainbow was fire. If you kind of look up the history of it I'm not going to tell you what it is, but if you look up, it.
Speaker 4it's pretty sexy, pretty dope the Wayans Brothers.
Speaker 3Okay, that's a good show. That's the show that raised you nigga give me a the Wayans.
Speaker 1Brothers pops, that's your love going bang, bang bang bang, bang bang.
Speaker 3I'm gonna say probably Family Matters of course and, yes, family matters all day. And Living Single that was my show. That was Living Single gave me a false. Living Single gave me a false yes, family matters all day. And living single that was my show. That was Living single gave me A false. Living single gave me A false reality of what Of what it was gonna be like To be an adult.
Speaker 1And what?
Speaker 3Womenhood friendship was like. It gave me a false. Y'all lied to me, queen.
Speaker 5They didn't lie to you, they didn't. You just didn't take the correct path to get there. They didn't.
Speaker 3You don't know what path I took because you only know the last year of my path.
Speaker 5I got my curls. Keep your head up. What Keep your head up?
Speaker 1That's right, you know.
Speaker 2Oh my God. New York Undercover oh my God.
Speaker 3That was so good. And then the little section at the end when they had the artists come on. That was such a good job. That was a good show. What about Tales from the Crypt? Yes, that was good.
Speaker 1That used to fuck with me I used to hate being at my grandma's house. They used to watch all those shows in a row like Tales from the Crypt motherfucking X-Files and then Unsolved Mysteries, and you're just like you know. You got a child over here today and then they had a hallway full of just mirrors.
Speaker 5That shit made you not want to leave the house.
Speaker 1I don't want to leave the bedroom.
Speaker 2And then I don't know if you had the Saturday nights, when America's Most Wanted would come on too. So then you start thinking about shit like this is a bad combination of shit.
Speaker 5You said I'm not even safe at home. They might break in.
Speaker 1He's somewhere in Hemet California.
Speaker 2Like oh shit.
Speaker 5That shit in the head a little too close to home.
Speaker 3That's funny. Okay, what about your favorite 90s movie that still hits the same today? Oh, ninja Turtles, all of them. You still be watching the fucking Ninja Turtles? Yeah, you do, because you had that whole Ninja Turtle suit on.
Speaker 2That hits. From the head to fucking toe, that hits the same that hits the same.
Speaker 5Can I have two answers? Sure, ninja Turtles and Players Club. This nigga.
Speaker 2I would say the Wood.
Speaker 5Oh that is a good movie. I think she purty.
Speaker 4I would have to say the. Wood and Love and Basketball.
Speaker 3Love and Basketball. Yes, that is a good movie. Hold on Love, and.
Speaker 5Basketball that shit is brutal. I told that nigga to play before and he dunked on her, nigga, he didn't have to do her.
Speaker 3Fuck your heart, bitch.
Speaker 2The coldest line ever is hey, Miss Hughes, what page 15 on? Never mind, I'll find it.
Speaker 1Coldest never mind, I'll find it. You hear me call this line.
Speaker 3What about you? Uh, talk to me, kid um, how you're learning, how that's good, okay, head to the curve okay, so one thing I'm learning that's american history x either way.
Speaker 5They doing that to niggas. Sing the song, Kev. I don't know nigga, you remember?
Speaker 1I just wanted this.
Speaker 3So one thing I'm learning is that the way that I registered movies when I was younger and how I see them now is like completely different.
Speaker 1Mr Clark, what is high?
Speaker 3Okay, face.
Speaker 5No, not off key you not, is high Okay.
Speaker 3Face on. No, not off-key. You not, you not finna. Do that off-key today. Say my name we not finna. Do that up in here, Not up in here. No, sir, who was your celebrity crush? We gonna get you up off that. Who was your celebrity crush? How long is your list?
Speaker 5How much time I got.
Speaker 1How much time I got. All is saved by the bell.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5I can start with Maya, and that thigh on the album cover.
Speaker 2Maya and she still look fucking woo Shout out to Maya, even though the past decade ain't been good to her and her choice is Stacey.
Speaker 1Dash, stacey, dash, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3My God you could have picked somebody else not, stacey.
Speaker 1We talking about the 90s In the 90s, yes, you was cute in the 90s Stacey.
Speaker 5You was cute in the 90s.
Speaker 2Stacey, I'm going.
Speaker 5I'm going Nia Long.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 5I'm going Janet from Poet of Justice.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 5I'm going Jada from Low Down Dirty, shame Jada.
Speaker 2Yeah, peaches, I can see that. Fuck peaches.
Speaker 5Shit, I'm going. Mariah from the Honey video.
Speaker 3Yes, yes, mariah, look good from Vision of Love all the way past.
Speaker 5Honey, that's Mariah was but that Honey, what's up girl from the Steve Harvey show, the student, the black girl, the one that passed, who died.
Speaker 1What's?
Speaker 5her name? Um, oh, you know, kaya platt up there with me too, probably fiona apple.
Speaker 3Oh my god the white lady uh, I like to panga.
Speaker 5Oh, she still look good so you know who look good to me right now? Still, dj winnie, I was. I was a fan of winnie winnie, winnie cooper uh, maybe even patty mayonnaise oh hell, all the gay Patty.
Speaker 3Mayonnaise not Patty. Jessica Rabbit, that's crazy, not Jessica, jessica Rabbit, she a little batty, she a bad little bitch come on, sanaa, lathan, sanaa, yeah still Nia Long, still a crush yeah, she ain't.
Speaker 2She didn't age bad at all who Nia Long?
Speaker 1no, sanaa Lathan.
Speaker 2Sanaa Lathan, she's in her mid to late 50s and she looked like that. I don't care what y'all say. Angela Baxter is in her 60s and she shit on everybody, she definitely caked up.
Speaker 3I love Angela. No one's going to say otherwise.
Speaker 5Nobody is Not one person is going to argue with you. You didn't have to. She look good. Take your high blood pressure. Take your pills. Granny Cause, I'm coming over.
Speaker 3She don't need no pills you might need to get you, hello, get you a honey pack. You seen Tracee Ellis.
Speaker 5Ross, lately she been out there Just trying to Give it away. Hold on, I'm gonna take some off camera About Tracee.
Speaker 3You have anybody else On your list.
Speaker 4We just name them all.
Celebrity Crushes and 90s Fashion
Speaker 5Nah, this is my top two and then just name my top two and then it's a combination between everybody. I gotta go, holly I gotta go, lisa ray, all of them so long story short.
Speaker 3He liked all the women in the 90s that were black alia.
Speaker 5Well, he just like I, don't like brandy I just do women.
Speaker 1I don't think nobody like brandy is beautiful, did you say.
Speaker 3I don't think nobody likes brandy, brandy's beautiful like to have a crush on her, like that I've never heard anybody say.
Speaker 1After mace said he was getting head for everybody was like smile you get mace head I just I just said my number one girl, coco.
Speaker 3Yes, coco is your girl, we do know that.
Speaker 5You do know that she the one for me I love swV.
Speaker 3I'm a huge.
Speaker 5I thought you were In my knees. Swv fanatic, did you have more? It's in my nature.
Speaker 2Coco Says Stacey Dash Um. He said, niall, I ain't along In uh.
Speaker 1What was, what was?
Speaker 5that? What's that girl From um All?
Speaker 1the All the Charmed Girls, oh uh, char from um all the, all the charmed girls. Oh uh, charm was my show what's her name from uh parenthood?
Speaker 3the sister oh, I don't know, but she is on a tv show I'm watching right now.
Speaker 2She's on the shy right now you watch the shine.
Speaker 3Yeah, I got a shot to you off camera what's up girl from?
Speaker 5where's the movie?
Speaker 2from where selma hayek yeah oh yeah and her accent.
Speaker 1I don't know if that's like 90, that's just current still, her accent is very like still good.
Speaker 3what are you if that's like 90.
Speaker 1That's just current Still good, her accent is very like Still good what?
Speaker 4are you 87? That's fine Shit.
Speaker 2That's the best 87.
Speaker 1I've seen Shit, your little hand's Jessica Alba.
Speaker 3Yeah, I liked her.
Speaker 5What was Shakira Shakira?
Speaker 1What was that show she had? My husband hates Shakira Dark.
Speaker 5Angel.
Speaker 1Dark Angel.
Speaker 2yeah for some reason, lucy Liu, not for some reason Lucy Liu, lucy Liu, get her the mom from we just gonna name women all night the mom from Babywood and she was in all of the.
Speaker 3She was in the house party movies, yeah, and she still looks good the dark skinned chick from house party black women cause god damn. Not one of them that you've named, except for Stacey, stacey, stacey she was bad then she's fucked up now what's the dark t-shirt chick?
Speaker 5I don't not, tisha, I never care for Tisha.
Speaker 2Tashina.
Speaker 5Arnold, I never care for her. Who was the dark t-shirt chick from house party, her friend on house?
Speaker 2Yeah, that's the mom from Baby Boy.
Speaker 3It's fine as shit and Pam from Martin yeah it's a shame Pam from Martin.
Speaker 1And she still look good. The cast I'll take the cast. She still look good. The girls Not all of them.
Speaker 5And Myra from Family Matters. Yeah, myra, rest in peace. Tatiana Ali.
Speaker 3Tatiana Ali. She still look good too now the intern that worked at the Crappiest Girl.
Speaker 1NBC Studios, y'all. I'm not gonna let y'all name every woman you've seen in the 90s we are not about to see her name.
Speaker 3Every woman you've seen in the 90s I'm telling the 90s women were different the 90s, women were gorgeous.
Speaker 1I definitely hold on.
Speaker 5I'm gonna give you one more each cause. That's about all. I'm going to give you one more each. Do they got to be a celebrity? No, because I met my wife in the 90s. That bitch was fine then.
Speaker 3And she's fine now. She was caked up and she gorgeous now. So we'll definitely give you that you get one more.
Speaker 1Oh, the Trix Bunny.
Speaker 4You ever seen.
Speaker 2Plasak.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 2The kids love interest the Darcy.
Speaker 5I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1I can do this all day. The mama from Bebe's kids the mama's from Bebe's kids.
Speaker 4The girl from the Jamie Foxx show.
Speaker 1Fancy yeah, fancy, fancy, fancy, okay, okay she's very, very who the?
Speaker 2fuck did that?
Speaker 3huh Braxton, we partnering oh oh god, okay, well, that was festive. I like all the men from the nights, but we all know that Tupac was, and Shamar Moore, I didn't like that nigga Hold on hold on Shamar Moore Tyrese. Tyrese is the baby. I don't care what he get on the internet crying about. I love that man Hold on Des real quick. Hold on. He's so chocolatey and just. Oh my god, tyrese is about the finest, oh god. Tyrese if you see this Tyrese.
Speaker 2I don't give a fuck. Cry right here, Tyrese.
Speaker 3Did you?
Speaker 5see that video. Cry right here. Tyrese, I don't give a damn baby. Vivica Vox. Before I started the thing about. Shemar Moore is rest in peace. My wife's grandma. She loves Shemar Moore, lisa Rae, and if that nigga came on the TV, everybody better get out the living room as an actor, I can't get over that wig that Tyler Perry had on him with them braids. I can't.
Speaker 2Granny didn't care about that wig she wanted that man at a time, da Brat.
Speaker 3I like her, I like Da Brat baby I don't give a fuck this may be controversial, da Brat age as well.
Speaker 5I'm not gonna lie 702 this may be Da Brat can get it immediately.
Speaker 3And she don't really want it from no nigga. So Da Brat called me and bring Judy. You said Da Brat called you Bring. I said she.
Speaker 1I'm telling her to call me and bring Judy. Why didn't you bring this information to us earlier?
Speaker 5I take uh also the you think I? Would come here. Dark, the dark-skinned chick, the kind of that little heavy one from invoke, she get it too she is cute. Yeah, she's good too I don't know her name, but you can get it I don't, I don't know one of their names, most of the female cast of how to be a player.
Speaker 2Oh my god, oh hell yeah delicious, okay. Okay, because I know I said one more.
Speaker 3You niggas is over here just fantasizing about your whole love interest in the childhood. Tell me one incident that happened in pop culture that changed you.
Speaker 2Tupac dying.
Speaker 3Tupac dying, I just Aaliyah dying.
Speaker 4Aaliyah, dying Aaliyah dying Aaliyah and Tupac Aaliyah yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, good job saying Tupac, because really that one was significant.
Speaker 2I mean, he's not my top five, but he's really a top five.
Speaker 3Hold on to it, friend, because I'm going to get to you.
Speaker 2I'm going to get to you, friend. That was definitely significant because we remember how it affected us, because I was in fifth grade.
Speaker 3Fourth grade. We were in sixth grade.
Speaker 1It was weird because I remember seventh graders. There was one seventh grader I'm not going to say her name, but I think some of us know her and I just remember her walking home when Biggie got killed and she was like Biggie got dropped, motherfucker. And I was like wow, looking back.
Speaker 3I was like that's not how a seventh grader is supposed to respond to murder.
Speaker 1We grew up on the east side of Riverside. I'm not even surprised by that response. I'm just thinking about it when you, when you look back, you're like that was yeah, something was wrong there, but yeah, he definitely had a big impact.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm definitely gonna say tupac. I cried and my teacher had to pull me to the side and ask me like did you know this man? Like what is? Is this somebody you actually knew?
Speaker 2like what is happening, because you're no saturday the rest of the class and the other one I saw it was the black was uh selena when she died. A lot of classmates were just.
Speaker 3I was like god damn, like because that was fucking tragic and if that lady would have got out of jail.
Speaker 5I think you're not gonna get her ass killed. I'm surprised she didn't kill you baby it was niggas gonna get her.
Speaker 1Mexicans was gonna get her the cartel was gonna.
Speaker 3Somebody was gonna get Yolanda. She was trying to get out, though wasn't she, she did try to get out. They said it's not even safe for you out there, baby, because them folks is they let her out? Selena sings the songs that all the black girls know in Spanish and don't know what the fuck we Bitty, bitty bomba yo ass to deaf in this bitch. She's that girl, she's definitely that girl. She's Mexican Aaliyah. Yeah, definitely, definitely that girl. Anybody else you got another, you good.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know, 90s Okay.
Speaker 3So who is the true king and queen of R&B and hip hop?
Speaker 2Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3Of course Michael Jackson. Who's the queen? Michael Jackson? Of course Michael.
Speaker 1Jackson. Who's the queen? I don't know. Michael Jackson's the king of pop. R Kelly, I'm going to say it. R Kelly's the king of R&B.
Speaker 5Look, Robert did some nasty things.
Speaker 1R Kelly did not. No, he did it in the name of R Kelly.
Speaker 3I'm sorry.
Speaker 1100% I agree with him the musician, wonderful music yeah.
Speaker 5The dude Nasty, we'd throw that nigga in a volcano somewhere and I mean, if you want to be honest about 90s hip hop, you gotta give it to Jay.
Speaker 3No one sold more than Jay yeah, I mean honestly, no one sold more than Jay.
Speaker 5I agree honestly Jay Z the 90s we're talking about rap now yeah, and hip hop and hip hop in general.
Speaker 3You can give me pop. I don't think I'm giving.
Speaker 2Jay-Z, the 90s, so pop, of course we're giving.
Speaker 3Michael Jackson. Who are we giving as pop?
Speaker 2queen, yeah, jay-z came in like 96.
Speaker 596.
Speaker 2But he didn't pop, he didn't start popping until and Reasonable Adele didn't hit Okay pause
Speaker 3because we all love the place For the pop.
Speaker 1Sorry, we ain't talking that way.
Speaker 3For the pop. Hate my answer, but who do?
Speaker 5y'all have for the queen, queen pop, queen winnie I don't know winnie's tough because I don't know if we put winnie on there.
Speaker 1I wouldn't say that winnie is pop. I don't but she is pop too.
Speaker 3She is transcended, she's in so many different, yeah it for me sold too, though for me it's gonna be winnie and madonna, and I'm a she's more 80s. I feel like but I feel like her.
Speaker 1Her peak was in the 90s that's when she got the sexual sexual exploitation yeah, she listen.
Speaker 3Madonna is motherfucking Madonna. And if she and if Michael Jackson was alive, he'd still be gliding his ass across the float moon walking and wouldn't nobody say shit. So if this old lady want to get out there with a cone bra on, let her titt. Coned up, ain't nobody bothering, nobody.
Speaker 2Oh no, madonna, fucking Madonna, I love.
Speaker 3Madonna. She is who she is.
Speaker 1I love her Damn pop.
Speaker 3Oh, that's a good one, but I'm also a huge Madonna fan 90s Whitney, whitney, yeah, gotta be, because who else? Mariah? No, not over, whitney Over.
Speaker 1Whitney, y'all niggas are smoking dope.
Speaker 3Did you not hear, whitney?
Speaker 1We're talking about pop. Are smoking dope? Did you not hear Whitney? We're talking about pop, just pop music. Like you guys act like she didn't put out. I mean you are, we're talking about pop music, like that's the only person who's comparable. I'm not talking about talent, I'm not Fuck no, nobody's as talented as.
Speaker 2Whitney.
Speaker 1That's craziness.
Speaker 2But like a weird ass where you're like yeah, I see where you're going
Speaker 1it's just a sweet, sweet thing. You're like. Everybody know Mariah and Bob that make them, do they shoulders like that? I'm like second that Mariah would be the pop damn, and I don't want to say that cause Whitney is and I'm unfortunately have to say that cause my sister, mariah me, to death growing up and she Mariah me to death, she should.
Speaker 3I'm not a Mariah fan.
Speaker 2If she hears this, she knows I didn't say that, happily. I cannot stand, mariah, because of my sister. She force fed me, mariah, you guys helped her.
Speaker 1If they had the streaming then she would have been five trillion deep.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm going to ask you a question. You probably ain't going to remember what was the first song you recorded on a cassette?
Speaker 2the first song I recorded is off the radio probably Jump by Criss Cross.
Speaker 1Jump was my first purchase, cassette, for sure it was motherfucking Tupac and Bone pretty sure it was off. I remember having the tape was motherfucking Tupac and Bone. Notorious, pretty sure it was all I remember having the tape from 92.3 to be yeah, and they would be like the beat.
Speaker 2What time is it?
Speaker 1That's what. Every day you grew up singing a song like that.
Speaker 3And here go a fun fact that I did I never, never, never say out loud. Although I love Tupac, I like the song Bone did with biggie better oh that shit.
Life Advice to Your 90s Self
Speaker 2They were actually in the studio that shit hit way harder. Like that shit was just like wow, like if I'm correct, the tupac one was phoned in yeah, and that one was uh, actually they were in the studio, so it kind of has a better meshing because they were actually together, as opposed to tupac kind of doing this song and then them.
Speaker 3You can hear it in the like literally like that they vibed off each other so well in the song they did with Biggie. I like this.
Speaker 2I'm going to try to speed it up.
Speaker 3That shit was tight.
Speaker 2Armed and dangerous.
Speaker 1Busy started both of his off.
Speaker 2Nice, true. So that's what I, mark Lamont. Hell I'll fuck with you. But hell I'll fuck with you. But I can't believe you said you turned off Notorious Thugs after Biggie's verse. That's fucking crazy, you tripping.
Speaker 1He trolling. He might not be. That's that PhD shit.
Speaker 2Busy with that dude.
Speaker 1Shut up, nigga. Don't read the book Virgo game.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm going to ask you guys a question I cannot answer because I don't wait to get to it because I knew you had an answer Rival Schools Super Nintendo.
Speaker 2Super Mario World, I believe, was the you know what?
Speaker 1I was a big fan of the Sega Genesis.
Speaker 4I was about to Sega Genesis Mortal Kombat when Sonic and Knuckles came out.
Speaker 1I was on, that was it? Yeah, knuckles, the one who could clip on the wall.
Speaker 5Wait, was GoldenEye 90s or that early 2000s?
Speaker 2That was 90s. That was 90s 64.
Speaker 1Well, goldeneye, I feel like you can't even put that in, like that has its own thing, because that was like an era. Like niggas would stay the night with each other just to play GoldenEye. I do fuck with Super Nintendo though, super Mario World and the Mario Kart man, I was about to get a Switch too, but I didn't have no money.
Speaker 3I'm not gonna do this job. I'm gonna ask two more questions and then I'm gonna get to you. So you be prepared to get your list cracking. My list is ready.
Speaker 1It's already ready oh you ready okay, okay.
Speaker 3What was an experience that you had as a kid that you wish you could have again today?
Speaker 5Like you can go back to this, my first orgasm.
Speaker 1That's not true. That's not true. You know that's not true.
Speaker 3Most of the podcast, des, it's going to be cool. And then this nigga gets up here and says shit like this and now I'm over here, shocked, and got to pull myself together.
Speaker 2You're shocked at this point. I'm just tired.
Speaker 5What it is is I'm tired.
Speaker 3Okay, I was about to say how are you shocked at?
Speaker 5this point.
Speaker 2What is?
Speaker 3your favorite 90s moment.
Speaker 2Oh shit, honestly.
Speaker 3Christmas yeah.
Speaker 2Christmas was different then.
Speaker 3Yeah, christmas was definitely different.
Speaker 2Yeah, because we went outside and you actually would get gifts that you would go. You know what I'm about to go outside and play with this.
Speaker 1Well, that's because we lived in California. That's the dopest part.
Speaker 2I remember getting a Nerf. Bow and arrow. It didn't snow, you're right. I remember getting a new basketball or, uh, fucking like things that you actually went outside and use like rc cars yeah, and you. You see all your friends or neighbors, kids outside at the same time as you doing the same thing.
Speaker 1You were christmas morning I was mad I got a christmas. I would never forget. I don't this random memory. Like I got this truck I wanted and it's a big ass. Like I got this truck I wanted and it was a big ass truck and they made it like it could just drive through Whatever and it wasn't even a big puddle. It went through a little puddle and then it just stopped working. That.
Speaker 1Christmas that is so sad and I was just like these niggas lied to me and I gotta wait Cause Christmas was on Like a Sunday so we had to wait, wait even longer to take this shit back.
Speaker 3That is so sad Like we ain't doing nothing today. What about you?
Speaker 4My favorite 90s moment Probably just going to the park and playing basketball with my dad.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I was thinking that it's anything with my dad. Yeah.
Speaker 3I think Christmas was my favorite as well, because I was very much an outside kid so I loved and I had in the last apartment building we lived when we lived in la. All my friends lived there, all my female friends.
Speaker 1So we would be outside skating double dutching now double dutching. For sure, we need to bring double that's what I'll say if we're gonna go 90s shit it's doing stuff like outside. Uh, I'll even go to like the pogo stick, oh yeah doing stupid shit like that I'm gonna do it again. You ever do skip it yes, we're about to get one. Apparently, we ordered one. I just looked at my Amazon cart and I was like why the fuck is there a Skip it coming? It must be for the kids, because.
Speaker 3Can I play with it when we come back?
Speaker 1Don't look at me and ask me that Pause okay.
Speaker 3Go back to the tape. Did you see my face? Because I absolutely whoa, I absolutely did not mean it the way it sound okay, pause whoa.
Speaker 1But when the skipper gets, why the?
Speaker 3fuck, you didn't pause.
Speaker 2Then I did pause the tape. I made a face.
Speaker 3I said god damn, when you say some crazy shit, this nigga says pause. When this nigga say some crazy shit, this nigga says pause, he's dying inside right now.
Speaker 5I heard it I heard it and I don't understand it.
Speaker 3Where is the pause now?
Speaker 5I heard it, I was gonna just let it ride. I said this is a wild thing to say nobody has it for me.
Speaker 3Okay, it's okay, it's I just wow one of the things of being the only girl on a male-dominated podcast. Y'all niggas could have paused. Can you pause?
Speaker 1any other damn time I got you Pause.
Speaker 3It's too late, nigga, it's too late. And I know you niggas is going to make this a goddamn clip and America going to laugh at me. Fuck y'all. Y'all, give them my damn nerves. Anyways, give yourself some advice, your 90s self, some advice for today. Come on, you go first, cause you about the only one ain't in the doghouse right now.
Speaker 4You go first don't be afraid to try okay okay, like new pussy everything ain't all about sex Mo thank you, you're telling your 90s self thank you
Speaker 2no matter how strangely they look at you you're, you're still on par to be dope, so just keep doing what you've been doing hey, uh, all that shit about Y2K.
Speaker 5None of that shit is real, none of it ain't nothing going down um you have less time. None of it ain't nothing going down um you have less time you have. You have less time than you think that's deep.
Speaker 3I think I would tell my 90 self to go to fashion school. That's not yeah.
Speaker 5I'm not laughing at you pizza shit.
Speaker 1cause? Yeah, cause niggas is dying at 40 now, nigga, unfortunately. It's unfortunate, but that's what we have.
Speaker 3But yeah, I think I would have told myself to go to fashion school and don't date nobody my whole 20s and wait till I'm like.
Speaker 1Like date.
Speaker 3Yeah, fuck that. Leave me alone. Ain't writing like a free meal shit. I had money. I had money my whole 20s. I'm cool. I just don't date nobody. Just focus on you, just be involved 100% with your damn self. And travel, oh my god, travel. I wish I would've traveled when I was young. I'm old as fuck, I'm tired, I don't know, not on a basketball court. No you can still travel, do it. Not on a basketball court, but out of the country.
Speaker 1I admire.
Speaker 3We had a gentleman here a few weeks back, herman or Sebastian, and he just moved to Thailand and I just admire his tenacity.
Speaker 1I thought she called him Herman. I was like, damn, that's way off, I got you.
Speaker 3But I admire his will to just get up and go and I wish when I was younger I would have had that. So I would tell my younger self get your ass up.
Speaker 2Would you invest in a skip it?
Speaker 3I had a skip it, but I'm not going to say it, can we?
Speaker 1tell you now to do it.
Speaker 3I had a skip it Not to skip it, travel Go. Get up.
Speaker 1Take your ass out. It's possible. I I mean no, I'm telling you, do it. Okay.
Speaker 5I hear you get up but you gotta come back twice a month yeah, twice a month.
Speaker 1Don't just live there, or at least zoom it in okay, now we do have a guest.
Speaker 3This is not a talk your shit episode, however, because he is a guest and because I need to know we are going to now ask you just think of like a house guest.
Speaker 1He like Sinbad.
Speaker 4That's crazy.
Speaker 3Before we go any further, before I ask you that question, let me ask you something Y'all seen the movie that they're saying that they didn't make right the Mandela Effect, that shit ain't real, don't fall into that shit You've seen it because I've seen it.
Speaker 1Shazam you ain't seen shazam with simba. That ain't real.
Speaker 3You, you fell for it you're not gonna have me stressed out, I know I seen that movie.
Speaker 1Oh, you've been smoking it on the internet I'm smoking on the internet.
Speaker 3Give me your top five dead or alive rappers cube m&m nas jay Eminem Nas Jay Mos Def. I love Mos Def. Are you from California, yep?
Speaker 1Uh, oh, here she go.
Speaker 3And I just wanna know.
Speaker 1Here she go.
Speaker 3Just what is it about Tupac that you just Are not? Why don't you like Tupac? Why you hate Tupac? Why, see, I don't hate Tup like Tupac. Why?
Speaker 4You hate Tupac. Why See, I don't hate Tupac. Tupac is good, but it's not. I just go with what resonates with me more, and because.
Speaker 1He said that nigga can't rap.
Speaker 4No, I didn't say Tupac can't rap. I just go with what resonates more. I wasn't more about the game.
Speaker 3Because you're not a thug. Yeah, okay, because shorty don't want to be a thug. Got it Okay. He said that they can't stand no bars. He said he ain't no, motherfucker, ain't no. You know what?
Speaker 1put out ABC raps. He just said it better.
Speaker 2First things first. Rest in peace, uncle Phil.
Speaker 3This has been another. As always, make sure that you like, subscribe, share, comment, all that shit, thank you, peace, peace. I never done and I never done.
Speaker 1That's a good way to. That's a wrap, y'all. That's. That's all she wrote. So, as I mentioned, click like subscribe, Tune in. We're on the Austrian platform, so until next time. Well, I'll add you.
